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Brett Favre Got Extra Protection in Green Bay {TMZ}

Nov 2nd 2009 4:24PM 12 points is not a crushing defeat by any means by those that can count.

Five Reasons You Should See Michael Jackson's 'This Is It' {Popeater}

Oct 30th 2009 4:11AM Thank God some people are still not into worshiping pedophiles.

Michael Jackson -- Rare Family Photos {TMZ}

Jun 29th 2009 1:24PM Misunderstood? What's so misunderstood about him? He raped little boys. It's pretty clear cut. Nothing to misunderstand. Of course he's happy, you see all those shirtless kids with him in the photos. He couldn't believe the parents were dumb enough to let them stay with him.

TMZ, I can't believe how much of a hypocrite you're being. You went from bashing him like just about every other person on the planet, to respecting him once he died. This is not a person to respect. This is a glorified pedophile.

Just a few days ago you accused Covergirl of being sissies. Now you're the sissy. Grow some balls, stop glorifying this pedophile.

Underwood Picks a Fight with Half of Hollywood {TMZ}

Nov 4th 2008 8:09PM Finally a celebrity speaks with common sense on politics.

I am so sick and tired of all these ignorant celebrities that actually try and convince you that your presidential vote really does mean something. Your vote for American Idol means more then your vote for President.

Get a Bartender's Attention and Keep the Drinks Flowing {Asylum}

Aug 19th 2008 8:15PM I'm a bar back at a local casino and do plenty of bar tending as well. I can tell you the way we TRY to do it is first come first serve, but be patient with the bar tender and don't get mad at us. When the bar is crowded with 20 + people and at times only one bar tender, it's kind of hard to keep track of who was next.

Staying out of our blind spot is a GREAT plan of attack to get your drink. Those areas where no one is standing. Use your head, no one is there for a reason. For me, being hot gets you know where, in fact it might slow down the process if I need to check your idea and then you might be bitchy to top it off.

Tips are nice (I don't know the exact wage of the bar tenders, but I think it starts at about $3, my super visor said she was the highest paid bar tender the casino had and she was making $6 when he got promoted).

Mixed drinks can be very easy...as long as we know how to make them, if your bar tender is a noobie, they could very well be clueless to what a Cosmo is and might not even know Rum and Coke is a shot of rum topped off with coke. It's a good plan to tell them exactly what you want and not always the fancy drink, even the most experienced bar tenders might not know what the common namee for a drink is that's 500 miles away.

But if you really want the train to move fast, when it's super busy DO NOT order something with a blender. That can only slow things down. Especially when you order multiple drinks with a blender.

And if you are ordering more then one drink you had better tip more then a dollar. If it's happy hour you better tip us more then what you normally would. (Well drinks for 1.25 compared to 3.75. And if it's multiple mixed drinks especially if you use a blender....then the tip better be nice. Especially if you are using a credit card. They're so easy to use. You wouldn't want to go to your job and do extra difficult work and take a pay cut now would you. Common courtesy says tip even if we do a bad job, the lower the tip the worse the job, but don't be a jerk about it. You're not perfect either.

Oh and don't tell us how long you've been waiting, we don't care, we have been working our butt off to make things run as smooth as possible, we don't like being told we're doing bad when we're working the best we can.

And being a bar back, when I say I do a lot of bar tending, I mean I break five-eight bar tenders in under two hours. That gives me very little time for my break.....if I take one. Actually it's impossible so I call my supervisor.