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Sperm count myths -- debunked! {Asylum.co.uk}

Nov 2nd 2008 9:15PM IF YOU'D LIKE A LOT OF SPERM TRY "BUKKAKE"!

Satanic animals steal show in 'Sexy Teen Murder Lake' {Asylum.co.uk}

Nov 2nd 2008 9:09PM WHAT DO YOU MEAN "THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR IGNORING THE CONGO"? WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO, WIPE EVERY BOOGER'S DIRTY ARSE IN AFRICA?THAT IS GOING TO BE QUITE A FULL TIME JOB ME BUCKOS! AND EXPENSIVE TOO! DON'T EXPECT THE BOOGERS TO BE THANKFUL. OH N-O-O-O-O-O! THEY WILL TURN AROUND AND TELL YOU THAT YOU DIDN'T DO A THOROUGH ENOUGH JOB WIPING THEIR DIRTY BOOGER ARSES, THAT YOU DIDN'T DO IT EXPEDITIOUSLY ENOUGH, THAT YOU DIDN'T DO IT WITH ENOUGH ENTHUSIASM AND THAT YOU DIDN'T SMILE WHILE YOU WERE DOING IT. LET THE BLOODY PRIMITIVES DIE OUT, THEN THERE WILL BE NO PROBLEM. SAVE THE MONEY SO YOU CAN BUY CHRISTMAS GIFTS FOR THE KIDDIES.

Football on a first date? No way, says Ruby Room {Asylum.co.uk}

Nov 2nd 2008 9:34AM STAY HOME, MASTURBATE, AND SAVE YOUR MONEY. HARD TIMES ARE A-COMING !

Heaviest man in the world to marry {Asylum.co.uk}

Nov 1st 2008 8:21PM ON THE HONEYMOON HIS WIFE LEARNED IT WAS A BIG MISTAKE TO SAY "EAT ME!" WHEN SHE SAID THAT IT WAS TIME TO "CONSUMATE", HE THOUGHT THAT SHE HAD SAID "CONSUME" SO HE CLEANED OUT THE REFRIGERATOR. MR. URIBE HAD TIED A RED RIBBON AROUND HIS PENIS TO BE ABLE TO FIND IT AND THEN HE COULDN'T FIND THE RED RIBBON. MR. URIBE HAD TRIED TO LIVE THE GAY LIFESTYLE BUT NO ONE WAS ABLE TO FIND EITHER HIS WILLY OR HIS BUMHOLE SO THEY THREW HIM OUT OF THE GAY STEAMBATH.

Relax in a massage chair that only looks torturous {Asylum.co.uk}

Nov 1st 2008 12:04AM CAN THIS MASSAGE APPARATUS GIVE YOU A "HAPPY ENDING". IF NOT, WHAT GOOD IS IT? I CAN'T SEE PAYING 5,000 POUNDS FOR A MASSAGE MACHINE AND THEN HAVING TO CONTINUE TO PULL MY OWN WILLY.

His erogenous zones {AOL Lifestyle UK}

Oct 30th 2008 9:59PM THANKS FOR THE PICTURES OF THE NAKED BOOGIE.

Fart Smell May Control Blood Pressure {Asylum}

Oct 28th 2008 11:35PM "MEDICINAL FARTS", WHAT AN INTERESTING CONCEPT! I CAN JUST PICTURE THE RAMIFICATIONS. I'D LIKE TO FILL A PRESCRIPTION FOR YOU RIGHT NOW.

The Weirdest Sexy Calendars {Asylum}

Oct 28th 2008 11:01PM IF YOU PROMISE TITS AND ASS, YOU SHOULD DELIVER TITS AND ASS! STOP PRESENTING MISLEADING PROVOCATIVE LEAD-INS IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO FOLLOW THROUGH. I WANT PICTURES I CAN USE FOR INSPIRATION TO YANK MY SHANK. I NEED ALL THE HELP I CAN GET.

Defend your home with multi-use furniture {Asylum.co.uk}

Oct 27th 2008 10:56PM THE SHIELD AND CLUB TABLE IS ASININE FOR COMBAT AGAINST ZOMBIES. A SHIELD IS ONLY EFFECTIVE WHEN USED IN FORMATION BY A NUMBER OF MEN ARMED WITH SPEARS OR SWORDS (THRUSTING WEAPONS). SWINGING A CLUB WOULD RENDER AN INDIVIDUAL SUCCEPTABLE TO BITING ATTACKS ON THE ARM BY THE ZOMBIE OR ZOMBIES WHICH WOULD IN TURN CAUSE THE CLUB WIELDER TO TURN INTO A ZOMBIE HIMSELF IF HE IS NOT EATEN OUTRIGHT. A SAMURAI SWORD IS A BETTER DEFENCE WEAPON AGAINST ZOMBIES IF THE SWORD WIELDER HAS A MODICUM OF ABILITY. A QUICK SWIPE OF THE SWORD WILL CUT OFF THE ZOMBIE'S HEAD WHICH WILL MAKE IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO BITE ANYONE. AFTERWARD YOU CAN KICK THE HEAD DOWN THE STREET AND PLAY SOCCER WITH IT. SPECIAL CARE SHOULD BE TAKEN WHEN ENCOUNTERING GAY ZOMBIES AS THEY SHOW A PREDILICTION FOR EATING GENITALS AS OPPOSED TO THE USUAL FELLATION. KICKING THE BULLOCKS HAS NEVER PROVEN USEFUL IN COMBATING A ZOMBIE ALTHOUGH IT HAS PROVEN USEFUL IN DETECTING WHO ISN'T A ZOMBIE. IF THE SUBJECT IN QUESTION ROLLS AROUND ON THE FLOOR CRYING "MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY" YOU CAN PRETTY WELL BE ASSURED THAT HE IS NOT A ZOMBIE.

The Top Five Male Turn-Ons {Personal Articles}

Oct 25th 2008 12:58PM THE TOP FIVE MALE TURN-ONS: TITTIES, ASS, NOOKY, PIZZA, BEER. THE TOP FIVE MALE TURNOFFS: SHOPPING, LIFETIME WOMAN'S TV CHANNEL, GOING TO JEWELERS, "SERIOUS" DISCUSSIONS, MAKING SURE TOILET SEAT IS DOWN.