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The 10 Most-Subscribed-To YouTube Stars - Internet Celebs You've Never Heard Of {Urlesque}

Jun 5th 2009 1:19PM Making it big on YouTube is like winning the gold medal in the Special Olympics: very limited bragging rights.
There are days when this kind of crap is broadcasted and YouTube should be pushed off the end of the earth.

Kissing Causes Pleasurable Surge of Hormones {Asylum}

Feb 9th 2009 10:38PM "Locking lips triggers a series of chemical processes, boosting feelings of social bonding while reducing stress."

It's amazing when the obvious is treated like a scientific breakthrough. Where did that diploma come from?

Reader Is the Most Successful Hot Topic Employee Ever {Asylum}

Jan 21st 2009 11:35AM I hate to burst any illusions here but if she's so successful what is she doing with an organization like Suicide Girls??
It's a business to make money and it's well known that the women who pose for these photos aren't paid much. Sure, if I'm making $75k per year the first thing I'd like to do is sit naked in front of a camera. Does she include the photos with her resume? The boss will likely find out anyway.
She would make an excellent CEO for any company that specializes in nudity.
Well Done!!

Reader Was Also Briefly Evil in the Late 1990s {Asylum}

Jan 13th 2009 1:54PM On the original post I stated my doubts of anyone gaining 30 lbs. of muscle that fast (7 months). Rourke's build in the film was not only muscular but also very well defined. Very low bodyfat can make even a moderate sized person look like a bodybuilder. Just look at photos of Bruce Lee who was in reality quite small.
In short, I doubt the exaggerated muscle gain claim but don't doubt he was in excellent shapte.

Electro-Goth Martha Stewart - Freak or Chic? {Urlesque}

Jan 7th 2009 3:35PM She has a fun goth style and makes videos without taking herself too seriously. What's not to like?
Sweden, like many countries, has a techno goth subculture. Same goes for metal, pop, etc.

Mickey Rourke Explains How to Get the Body of an '80s Wrestler {Asylum}

Dec 17th 2008 4:51PM It's claimed he put on 33 lbs. of muscle??
Maybe that weight in fat & muscle because otherwise it would be impossible without steroids and growth hormones. Any doctor can verify that much.

Is Having Sex with a Robot Hooker Cheating? Revisited {Asylum}

Dec 14th 2008 2:15PM So this video is the most interesting thing you could put on the internet about this subject?
LAME

Polar Bears Swimming With Children {Urlesque}

Nov 5th 2008 3:50PM The actual article states:

Opening in July of 2004, the center, which houses three bears you can swim with, attracted 11,000 within the first six months. You swim with the bears but are separated by a layer of shatterproof, bulletproof 9 cm thick glass. Adults and children alike are welcome to swim with these ferocious carnivores.

9 cm is equal to 3.5 inches. Where you get "nearly a foot thick" is a mystery. I'll guess there's no Fact Checker here.

House With Legs Can Walk. Seriously. {Switched}

Oct 22nd 2008 10:29PM Kinda like watching paint dry. Looks like a piece of mobile art rather than anything with real uses. The artistic message? Look at all the spare cash I had on hand!!

Gang of Streetkissers Looking for Recruits to Kiss Grumpy Strangers {Urlesque}

Sep 24th 2008 6:20PM Interesting idea. Won't take long for the gays to flock to it for meeting boys.