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Take It From Marvin Miller: NFL Owners, Players in Trouble {Fanhouse NFL Blog}
Feb 18th 2011 1:21PM The reason the NFL is so great is the salary cap, it promotes fairness and keeps the league balanced. Do the players need more money..... hell yeah.... the average player lasts about 5 years and has lifetime injuries, some of the greatest players endings are inexcusable and the union and owners are both wrong and need to change.The rookie salary is the very first thing that needs changed.....no rookie should make more than a proven veteran, they should have a base scale startup and then If they pan out as a player then let the coffers fill.18 games is great.... but the pre-season is a joke and shouldn't even happen
Peyton Manning Named Most Powerful Person in Sports by BusinessWeek {Fanhouse NFL Blog}
Jan 29th 2011 9:05AM Manning is a pleasure to watch as he runs an offense. The fact that most of his team was injured and he still managed to get through the season proves his abilities.He is the consumate pro and a decent human being.
Arianne Prevost, Gator-Slaying Blonde {Asylum}
Sep 18th 2009 1:04AM Why do all you morons think that all animals live a cartoon existance. They live in little gator houses and kiss thier gator babies goodnight then relax and watch cartoon network.WAKE UP ASSHOLES !!!! That gator was big enough to eat your kid, she has a skill and she used that skill to make your sheltered idiot life safer.
10 Things You Should Never Say to a Girl With Huge Boobs {Asylum}
Aug 24th 2009 5:38PM Gee.... I hardly noticed those shining , golden globes of excellence. How evil of me to see them. I hope they don't have the giant nipple area problem. Or the sagging problems. Or the stretch marks and least of all the smell underneath them....smells like a goddamned jock strap.
I see you have the big ass that goes with them. The big baby making hips, and the round arcs of asshood.
This all leads to the inevitable....3 years from now you will have had your second child and the fat and stretch marks are now upon you like a cheap roadside map. And you will still be some kinda ignorant bitch.
Propofol Killed Michael Jackson; Death Reportedly Ruled a Homicide {PopEater}
Aug 24th 2009 5:13PM This is just another case of a freak dying by it's own freakish hands. He demanded the shots.......it was his game and he held all the dice.... the doc was doing as the king of pop demanded...more,more,more. I am glad he died now before his kids had to play the "special" game with daddy. His kids won't have to go through life wondering if they were good enough of a kiddies meal for the freak. Bottom line... dead doesn't make you better...just a deader version.
Logano Makes History on 'Gutsy Call' {Fanhouse Motorsports Blog}
Jun 29th 2009 8:29AM Am I hearing the word "sport" ??? This hasn't been a sport since they went with car of tommorow. It hasn't been a sport since the 3 car went into the wall. When I look over and see the best man in the field is the wonderboy !!! Time to start watching espn classic.
Reactions to Alex Ovechkin's Hit {Fanhouse NHL Blog}
May 9th 2009 9:25AM Ovechkin should get at least a game suspension and at least $25,000.00 in fines. He has played like this since day one and needs to learn a lesson. If the league doesn't do anything then I call on Orpik to do anything he can, whenever he can, it would be league approved. Hit him, slash him, trip him, elbow him, and picklefork that dirty bastard.
Star Trak Rapper Linked to Double Murder {The Boombox}
Dec 24th 2008 12:54AM Please show me one rapper worth a shiite. Please show me one rapper that does anything for ANYONE. Please show me one rapper that doesn't sound like Diddy or whatever his phukin name is this week.Then show me a rap noise that has any talent or creativity.
Thanks for Coming: Brady Quinn's Season Ends After Three Games {Fanhouse NFL Blog}
Nov 26th 2008 8:17AM I remember back to the days when HATING the Browns was worth the effort..... then they got stolen and sent to Ballsnomore. Now they are just another NFL expansion team. I really miss the old Browns. As a member of the STEELER NATION , I want the people of Cleveland to bitch and moan until they get thier team back to being competetive.The fans deserve it....just don't tell them I said so. I do have a reputation to uphold.
Dolly Parton Weathers Rumors {The Boot}
Nov 9th 2008 9:48AM I would like to take this time to thank Dolly for all she has been to me. Thanks to her influence my right forearm is bigger than my left, and I have kung fu grip. Thanx for the many secret showers.
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