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Everybody Loves Jeff Dunham -- Or Do They? {Inside TV Blog}

Nov 5th 2009 7:10AM Wait. There are people who don't know this is satire? He's a *comedian*, people! Luckily he doesn't pretend to be anything else. He's over the top, he's hilarious, and I'm not surprised the stereotypical grumpy old white man who works as a greeter at WalMart and flips people of as a matter of course wasn't cited as offensive. Typical. I guess it's only biased when you don't make fun of your own race... oh wait! He DOES!

Paula Abdul, Major Changes Coming to 'Dancing With the Stars' {AOL TV: Dancing with the Stars}

Aug 11th 2009 8:22AM The best part of this story had nothing to do with the story. My pre-coffee quick glance at the headline on AOL produced the resulting phrase "New Twits on Dancing". Turns out I was right after all.

Prehistoric Yeast Used to Brew Fossil Fuels Beer {Slashfood}

Aug 6th 2009 8:03AM I wouldn't expect to drink mead, especially since mead isn't beer. It's a completely distinct beverage brewed from honey. If you've ever tasted mead, and it's obvious you haven't, you'd know the difference. A little background research would be just lovely next time.

Potent Quotables: Madge's Fan Freakout {Spinner}

Oct 13th 2008 7:45AM Madonna doesn't know the first thing about bruised egos. I'd hate to think of the reaction if she realized that *gasp* millions of people all over the world have never even seen one of her shows.

What Happens in Vegas Is Still Your Fault {Asylum}

Sep 25th 2008 7:56AM The woman just shot down her own case by saying she was aware of her gambling addiction. I'm fairly sure that if she'd won a fortune and somehow managed to keep it long enough to get out of the casino, we'd never hear about how the casinos are evil and enabling. ....Whiners R Us, how may I direct your call?

Airplane Mechanic Causes $100M Damages After Pushing Wrong Button {Switched}

Jul 24th 2008 8:13PM So what they're saying is that the brakes, ignition, torque link and throttle were ALL set incorrectly, making it possible to launch the plane forward into others in the hangar by pressing one button? Even if it were true and it really did happen by someone accidentally pressing one button, more than one person had to have eaten an extra bowl of stupid that morning to make those circumstances happen.

Potent Quotables: Pharrell a Bully? {Spinner}

Jun 15th 2008 9:46AM I'm surprised Madonna didn't b-slap him into the middle of next week.

Kevin Lepage States Case for Idiot of the Year {Fanhouse Motorsports Blog}

Apr 27th 2008 7:56AM He's luckier than anyone I know that he's still around to deny the facts... I mean to tell the tale. What would his story be if he'd caused two or three deaths? Would his excuse be that they shouldn't have been going so fast?

Potent Quotables: Richards' Writing Woes {Spinner}

Apr 1st 2008 11:32PM Actually, he looks amazingly good for a guy who's been dead 15 years.

Njection and Garmin partner to identify speed traps {Autoblog}

Mar 30th 2008 9:00AM Here's a thought: if you need a device in your car to help you avoid the enforcement of speed limits, you need to review your driving habits before "it can't happen to me" becomes "they came out of nowhere - I didn't have time to stop"