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Elvis Presley's Home a Teardown? Hard Rock Cafe Founder Peter Morton's Plans for His House {AOL Real Estate}
Feb 2nd 2013 5:13PM And there are people who would kill to live in such a beautiful house in such a beautiful setting...It just goes to show that being rich doesn't necessarily mean you are smart or have taste or appreciate the historical connection to an American icon. Wasn't it the old Joanie Mitchell song that said "...They tore down paradise and put in a parking lot..."? If you've got the cash, I guess you can do whatever the f**k you want. What a wasteful and sad game just to prove you're the biggest dog in town...
Sounds like OVER compensation for you know what.
Review: 2011 Lincoln MKX {Autoblog}
Dec 25th 2010 3:53PM I wish Ford would hire some new stylists. One buys a Lincoln to be seen. The new Lincolns may drive just fine, but they all look like soccer mom minivans. Yawn. Remember the timeless styling of the 1961-67 Continentals? The road-race Lincolns of the early to mid 1950s? Now they were classy. The current crop of Lincolns may be tech masterpieces, but they certainly don't make the heart beat any faster. Current offerings are just so vanilla and dull looking. The attempt to copy the grillwork from the 1941 Continental simply didn't work at all. Ugly! The alphabet model naming is confusing too. The new Lincolns have no pizzaz.
Elisabeth Hasselbeck Is Outraged She Wasn't Asked for I.D. Before Voting (VIDEO) {AOL TV}
Nov 2nd 2010 4:01PM Maybe the poll worker recognized such a high public profile TV personality? Duh?
Flight Attendant Helps Land Plane at O'Hare {AOL Travel News}
Jun 16th 2010 6:14PM I hope they at least give that flight-savvy attendant a set of those plastic "honorary pilot" kiddie wings they give the youngsters! You go, girl! I hope there is a little extra in your paycheck this month, and you can log those flight hours.
21-Year-Old Genius Offers Solution to the Oil Crisis {Lemondrop}
Jun 3rd 2010 4:12PM Why not stuff the boken pipe with BP executives or BP stock certificates?
Officially Official: Ford kills Mercury to expand Lincoln lineup {Autoblog}
Jun 2nd 2010 6:43PM I had a great 1967 Cougar and a fast Merc Marauder, but Ford let the brand languish for decades. R.I.P., Mercury! Now, if Ford just fires their stylists and starts fresh with the Lincolns. Continentals were the most beautiful and well built cars on the road in the 1960s. Now all Lincolns look like lumpy circus clown cars with the Joker's garish chrome grin. Shame on you, Ford! A well made, economical, dependable, and luxurious car does not have to be so ugly! What WERE you thinking with the current Lincoln styling nightmares?
Asylum Gets Classy With a 'Mad Men' Season 3 Giveaway {Asylum}
Mar 31st 2010 1:48PM I dress like a Republican and drive a Republican car, but I have a mysterious hidden side, for I am a lusty liberal and always vote Democratic. Nobody knows the real me. How cool.
Target Rehires Zhu Zhu-Buying Employees {Holidash News}
Dec 23rd 2009 12:00AM OMG! What scrooges out there! All this over a toy? Target can order more. Don't have a stroke over a TOY! This poor woman should lose her job? I don't think so. Such mean spirited feedback! Geta grip out there.
Letterman Owes Palin, Flight Attendants, Women in General an Apology {Politics Daily}
Jun 12th 2009 1:23AM Lighten up already. So it is fine to bash liberals, but look out if you make a joke about a neocon? Whoa, baby, get a grip. Comedy is meant to be absurd. The more you bitch and moan and complain, the uglier and more petty you seem. If neocons can dish it out, then they can take it too. Grow up and take a joke (good or bad) in stride. Who's the real adult here, and who's acting like a spoiled child? Boohoo! Such sanctimonious bitching from the right wingers is pathetic.
Best-Mistress Pageant Leads Woman to Drive off Cliff {Lemondrop}
Feb 25th 2009 9:13PM Maybe there should have been a driving competition too? Or maybe the driving competition came too soon after the booze-guzzling competition? It's hard to find good help even in these troubled times...
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