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  • Brian Wilen
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Obese Air Passenger Photo Sparks Debate {Asylum}

Dec 2nd 2009 6:14PM First!


Excuse me sir, if you'll come off the plane with me right now, I'd be happy to treat you to a garbage bag full of popcorn.

Excuse me sir, for security reasons we must escort you from the plane. The reason why is that our air marshal needs to make sure your not a terrorist. You see, if you were and he were to tazer you, it would most likely only provide mild sexual release for you, rather than force you unconsious.

Bill Gates backs Probo, the huggable children's robot {Engadget}

Aug 21st 2007 1:05PM "Hello Joey, I'm Probo, I think your super. Would you like to take this moment to register me?"

"REGISTER ME, REGISTER ME, REGGGGGGIIIIISTTTERRRRRRR MEEEEE"

"*Probo pulls little Joey's plug"

Urilift: the disappearing public urinal (and we do mean public) {Engadget}

Nov 20th 2006 1:28AM I have to say this... A college frat kid will be dared to get in this thing before it goes down underground... I know it!

PS3 hopefuls shot with BB's at Kentucky Best Buy {Engadget}

Nov 16th 2006 1:27PM Hmmm... I know who did it.

Who wants the PS3 to fail.

Who wants to break those who buy it..

Microsoft!

Huge PlayStation 3 shortages predicted, Sony stock sinks {Engadget}

Aug 24th 2006 1:35PM Let me explain the difference between Japan and American technology.

You see, when America sells a car, its sold. If there are any problems with it, they aren't fixed. A NEW Model is sent out.

The Japanese are different, when a problem is found, instead of making a completely new model, they fix it. If new problems occur, they fix and fix and fix!

So you may ask, why does this have any relevance to the PS3?

Well, Sony especially is known for this sort of trend. When they release something, it had better well damn work. It should be error free, it should be sold in numbers, and it should ALREADY BE PRODUCED BEFORE THE LAUNCH.

However, this is not happening for the PS3. I don't know if their CEO is a retard (My appologies to George W Bush for this label, it might offend him) but its pathetic. They f*cked up their own company and their PS3.

Good luck Sony