May 27th 2010 3:18PM Now of course being a chubby guy myself I had to comment on this. Stains on a suit, not so cool. So I do take extra precautions.
Shorts are not pleasant to wear when you have two feet of snow.
You forgot about the ability to drink slightly more. Also, it becomes more acceptable for you to smoke a cigar. While I do not encourage smoking daily, what guy does not enjoy a fine cigar. OK, smoking cigars had been an awesome way to meet women in undergrad because there were a lot of girls who smoked at my school. On the plus side, because you are a chubby guy, you get less snickers from people and more questions. I guess people assume that you are imparted with a knowledge of all the finer things in life. So I guess if you can pull off being the classy chubby guy and not a slob or a total d-bag, you should be good.
You should keep in mind that being a chubby guy is a double edged sword. People will either think you are a slob if you do not dress appropriately, or you have to go above and beyond the norms. Personally, I have no problem wearing a blazer and a nice shirt, but it sucks during the summer.
Oh, and fortunately Ralph Lauren, Calvin Klein, and a few other designers do make clothes for the chubby guy. I am just saying, it helps to be fashionable, especially if you want to get to be more than "just friends."
So now I guess my secret is out from my comments from other posts. I know there will probably be people crying b***s*** on me. But hey, like all chubby guys, why should I care what you think.
May 27th 2010 2:53PM Fortunately for me, most of the awkward adventures are over for me. There sure were a lot of them in college and a few after that. Currently I am taking a break because I would rather find someone special. Yeah, I know sounds lame, but to tell you the truth if I came prepared for every weird situation I encountered, I would look like a mechanic going off to war. Talk about a mood killer.
May 27th 2010 1:31AM You know Charles, you bring up a good point. As a general rule, if you have to go to a prostitute because you are too much of a wuss to wait, you should hand in your man card. Actually, I see no reason why a guy needs to go to a prostitute to begin with. Sure, my first time was with some girl I met at a keg party. (See the story above.) To be honest, I think she was one of those legendary girls you hear about who likes to take a guy's v-card in college. Shoot, is that not one of the other purposes of college besides learning.
May 26th 2010 3:37PM I was a freshman in undergrad. It was my first keg party. The girl was a senior. We went back to my dorm room and we did it. Unfortunately, I hit my head on the headboard when I finished (she was on top holding on the the bars from the top bunk.) When I awoke several hours later, I got an applause from my neighbors and the RD(the RD lived next door to me.)I never saw that girl again, or at least I could not remember her name. That is fine as the sex probably was horrible. Also, a friend of hers had hit me in the ribs with a baseball bat prior to me taking her home. I think it was because I cockblocked him. I have no clue where my roommate was during any of this. He said I gave him the thumbs up sign before leaving the party, but admittedly I was a little wasted and I was more focused on the girl at the time.
May 7th 2010 8:25PM Back in my junior year of college, I hooked up with this absolutely smoking hot MILF. She was 5'3 had natural red hair(the carpet matched the drapes) and had one of the most banging bodies of anyone I ever hooked up with. It was a truly mind blowing experience. She taught me things about life and love that I may not have otherwise experienced. Like all good things it came to an end after a few months. I will always have fond memories. I suggest that every guy should at least spend several months with a woman(other than your mother or relative, because that is just ick)10 or 15 years older than you are.
Apr 8th 2010 9:37PM As a guy, I can honestly say I could care less what a woman's who-ha is. Any guy that does should be ashamed.
Another thought is that stuff probably is not clinically tested and it does not say it is FDA approved. How is someone supposed to know it is safe? I think some of things women have to go through are ridiculous. Honestly, I prefer women to be natural. I am sure that there are plenty of guys that would agree.
The guys who are like the d-bag Natasha mentioned should have their man-card revoked, shredded, and burnt.
Jul 23rd 2009 2:42AM CAO all the way. Though Gurkha makes a mighty fine cigar, as does Romeo y Julieta and Rocky Patel.
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