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Up Yours -- X-Rays of the Weirdest Items Found in Butts {Asylum}

Dec 21st 2010 12:12AM This would be really hilarious if it wasen't so... so? oh, what the hay.. KA! WAA! WAA! WAA..!!
... And that last one, priceless with the explaination vs the evidence.. Gives a whole new meaning behind pb&j (no pun intended)..

Boy Gets Detention for Farting ... and It Makes the News {Asylum}

Nov 5th 2010 6:03AM that bus driver should have stuck a sock in it... (her mouth that is)..

The Worst National Anthem Fails {Asylum}

Oct 31st 2010 1:12AM Indeed, Roseanne was outstanding in her field.. The only problem was, she was in the wrong field (moo!).

Top 100 Classic Rock Songs -- Part Five of Five {AOL Radio Blog}

Oct 15th 2010 3:26AM All of them are great and what's better than great? When their all the original studio cuts.. Thanks AOL.

Photography Project Gets to Twinkies' Bare Essence {Asylum}

Sep 1st 2010 5:16PM You were going good there for a while hatethis07 but then you (I guess) decided to join the ranks and continue to talk about racial topics instead of the focused product (twinkies).. Can we just get back to twinkies and leave politics and religion out of it? (uh! oh!, I said 'religion'.. guess we'll be gettin backlash on that as well now)..

Photography Project Gets to Twinkies' Bare Essence {Asylum}

Sep 1st 2010 4:58PM Now, now angel.. robin has a right to voice her [his?] opinion, even if it doesn't have any relevancy to twinkies nor any other subject in this forum.. And Robin.. As we're actually discussing the lowly twinkie? Please, proceed [and this time, try not to become distracted.. love'ya].

Photography Project Gets to Twinkies' Bare Essence {Asylum}

Sep 1st 2010 4:16PM Here's the facts: Most people would gag if they knew virtually EVERYTHING they consume has minute (and not so minute) ingredients in them that most rats wouldn't eat or their so tasteless that the only use for them is to use them as pucks in ice rinks, yet here we are munching down and drooling for more. I agree that the modern Twinkie leaves a nothing to be desired (as well as a distinct petroleum) taste in your mouth, but let's be fair.. How are they gonna make a (larger) profit if they have to use products that people would rave about (like when I was young, oh.. sometime around the discovery of dirt)? I eat them rarely nows days as an alternative from all the other bland and tasteless sweets on the market.. Just be grateful that they still fill the cake with an adequate supply of filling (unlike all the other missed and barely hit filled cakes out there). Do they really last forever? Couldn't say as I don't wait that long to eat'um.

Four Random Defenses That Could Get You Out of a DWI {Asylum}

Sep 1st 2010 3:49PM So THAT'S how some o' those bozo's got off scott free (just in time to attend the funeral of one of their innocent victims).

Elton John Says Jesus Was Gay, ATI Decides If Claim Holds Holy Water {Asylum}

Feb 19th 2010 3:38PM I can see it now.. S**t hitting the fan.. Headless chickens running around.. Religious warring.. Rush Lambough churning out more propoganda.. Men marrying llamas.. Women doing what they've been doing forever.. A new strain of pmspmddrsv.1.. All this will make for another fine syfy 'B' movie. Just wait and see.

Executive Chef Analyzes 'New' Domino's Pizza {Asylum}

Feb 19th 2010 3:24PM I gotta try it!.. See if it can still be used as a frisbie.. The crust in my opinion makes 75% of the pizza and if it's wafer thin, if it cracks when you bite into it.. If if tastes like a rigid styrofoam disc then I don't want it, thank you very much, so.. I gotta try it!