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I Left My Boyfriend Because He Didn't Want a Baby {Lemondrop}

Jul 3rd 2010 10:12PM He should have confessed he didn't want children from the start and it would have saved them a lot of time and hardship. That being said, personally I hate children with a passion. I find them annoying, screechy, and clingy. I don't even find babies cute. They look like little pink aliens to me. But I had the balls to admit I hated children immediately to every girl I dated. Eventually I found a girl that hates children just as much as I do and we are ecstatically happy together. She even helped me pay for the surgery that rendered me infertile so she could get off that damn birth control. We have money, free time, and no stress. Parents get pretty defensive when you bring up that we can actually go out and do things without hauling around a screaming bag of misery and call us living selfishly. I work at a kennel where I train rescued dogs until they're ready for adoption. I'm not a selfish monster of a man. I just hate children.

Would You Go to Work Barefaced? Get Ready for Makeup-Free Monday {Stylelist (Main)}

May 17th 2010 9:49PM I don't even think women who wear make up are attractive. I don't find anyone who's hung up on looks enough to spend time primping and beautifying themselves attractive. It seems utterly ridiculous to me. These are the people that become embittered when they get older as they watch their one and only prized asset wrinkle and sag..

7 Advertising Mascot Movies We'd Like To See {Asylum}

May 13th 2010 10:28AM He's making fun of Hollywood's lack of creativity. It's a joke you humorless moron.

Ice Cream Confidential -- How A New Ben & Jerry's Flavor Is Born {Lemondrop}

Apr 27th 2010 7:11PM I miss ice cream. But I don't miss the 70 pounds I've lost since I cut it and other things from my diet. What miracle pill helped me loose 70 pounds? What trendy diet? Don't buy into any of that BS. Want to loose weight? Throw away that Big Mac and go to a damn gym.

Arizona Man Loses 46 Years of Memories After Slip and Fall {AOL Health}

Apr 25th 2010 11:37AM Repubs are all about what benefits them this very moment. So if he was a Repub before he'll switch parties pretty fast when he goes to apply for insurance and finds out amnesia is considered a pre-existing condition. Just like my father in law who is an extremely sexist republican who love unions because he's the vice president of one and they pay him stupid amounts of money. Or all the old Repubs on medicare. The system they fought against back in the day as socialism that they benefit from today and thus defend with tooth and nail.

'The Internet Will Fail' -- Bold Predictions That Completely Bombed {Asylum}

Apr 25th 2010 10:57AM This coming from someone sitting behind a computer and typing something without remorse. Oh the irony. Delicious irony. Or is it hypocrisy? I always get the two mixed up.

'The Internet Will Fail' -- Bold Predictions That Completely Bombed {Asylum}

Apr 25th 2010 10:54AM Yeah well, I like to look at pictures of vanishing islands and shrinking ice caps. I like to look out my Pennsylvania window in the middle of December and not see snow on the ground and people walking around in light jackets. I like to look at graphs showing that the forest fire season in the west is growing longer meaning more deadly infernos. But apparently all this isn't true. My eyes must be liberals lieing to my brain.

Why Twihard Cougars Are Grossing Us Out {Moviefone Blog}

Nov 24th 2009 6:03AM Awww he's rich, beautiful, and famous and will boink more women in his life than I'll ever even talk to. Hold on while I shed a single tear for him. I work in a gas station where people think it's dandy fun to smear fecal matter all over the bathroom walls. Where's MY article about creepy people crossing the line? Oh wait. I'm not rich and famous. I keep forgetting my problems don't matter.

Is It Time to Stop Picking on Glenn Beck? {Inside TV Blog}

Nov 20th 2009 2:58PM He claims not to be a republican and he claims not to be a journalist or a pundit but rather an entertainer. Glenn Beck is in the perfect position to say whatever comes to his crazy ass mind without ANY threat of being held accountable for it. How about the episode where he goes on and on about how Barrack is a racist against white people but at the end of the show says "Now don't get me wrong. I'm not saying he hates white people" Or how about when he claimed video games didn't cause violent behavior, it was the entire media industry. But a couple months later when that crazed gunman shot down those police officers because he thought they were sent by Obama to take his guns away. Beck, suddenly under scrutiny for feeding this man's delusions, suddenly takes a 180 and says media plays no part in the crazed fantasies of a psycho. There's example after example of his blatant fear mongering, idiocy, and hypocrisy. Does no one who watches his show have a memory span that extends farther than five minutes? If you do how... HOW do you manage to over look it all and worship this anarchist? Unless your views also change from minute to minute based entirely on what's convenient for you and how afraid and angry you are at that given time.

Ikea's heart of darkness: A tale of racism, lies and Swedish meatballs {Daily Finance}

Nov 16th 2009 4:54PM Buying shady materials? Ex-nazi racist? Tax evasion? As a staunch conservative I see that's he's white and rich. Thus he can do no wrong. We should instead shift our ire to anyone who doesn't look and think like me.