Australians Outraged at Beer Rationing for Racing Event {Asylum}

Oct 11th 2009 9:33PM Don't lie, Jim. Everyone in Australia drinks like that. In fact i believe in the naturalisation exam for incoming immigrants there is a question stating "of the following options, how much beer should an australian consume whilst watching Bathurst 1000? is it a)24 b)36 c)As much as can be packed into my child's stroller as i wander amongst the masses, drunker than boris yeltsin?

The answer is obviously b...unless you've got a tin lid, wherein it would be C