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'Final Destination' Returns for Part 5 with 'Thing' Scribe {Cinematical}
Apr 27th 2010 2:56PM syfy?
lol.
Students Punished With Paddling, Suspension for Prom Dresses {BV Black Spin}
Apr 27th 2010 2:41PM Whereas I think most of the problems with America's youth comes from the fact that they weren't hit enough. What the hell, I was thwapped when I was bad. Before the 80s, it was downright commmon. And amazingly, the world didn't become a utopian paradise the second everyone stopped giving kids a natural punishment. In fact, look back to the greatest generation, and look at young adults now. 3/4ths of them still live with mom and dad, it's like someone sucked the drive out of them. 50 years ago they were all volunteering to fight the biggest war ever known. Now it's hard enough to get them to get a job and go to school.
Mother Dressed as Princess Kicked Out of Disneyland Paris {AOL Travel News}
Apr 21st 2010 2:50PM I do all of the above. I also go to the circus dressed as a clown.
Roger Goodell, NFL's Solomon, Attempts To Split the Baby {Fanhouse NFL Blog}
Apr 21st 2010 2:09PM Yeah, it's so unfair that these people who get millions of dollars to play a damn game are held to a higher standard than most normal people. So unfair. I see what you mean, how him being witnessed by dozens of people dragging a very drunk girl into a bathroom and having his bodyguards guard the door could be misconstrued as something totally innocent.
Phht.
Long Hair on Little Boys: Right or Wrong? {Stylelist (Main)}
Apr 19th 2010 6:00PM AH HA HA.
"Those people."
Great troll. I'm sad this doesn't have more angry responses.
The 10 Best Alien Movies {Moviefone Blog}
Apr 10th 2010 2:14PM Batteries not included?
I know, everyone's got one to add, but really. I can't believe you missed this one.
Why We Should Take Rick Santorum's Presidential Ambitions Seriously {Politics Daily}
Apr 6th 2010 2:25PM This race would last about 10 seconds. I mean, this guy took home a miscarried fetus so his kids could say goodbye to it. You're obviously not from PA. Santorum is *crazy*.
The Lost Boys -- Why Men Can't Find Their Way Around a Kitchen {Lemondrop}
Apr 6th 2010 2:21PM This "men can't cook" stereotype bugs the hell out of me. *Starting* to change? Do me a favor. Next time you're in a restaurant, peek into the kitchen. See a girl on the line? I've been working in professional kitchens for 15+ years. I've seen probably about 3 female cooks.
Also, don't blame his mother. You have a perfectly good kitchen in your own house. Put him in it and hand him a book. There's no excuse for being over 30 and unable to cook. I mean, did he just eat tv dinners and takeout before you got married?
Why Zach Galifianakis Was Robbed of an Oscar Nom {PopEater}
Feb 5th 2010 2:40PM You had me until "Robert Downey Jr's overrated performance". Robert Downey Jr never gives an over-rated performance, and even when they nominate him for things, he's under-rated. The man could open a box of peanuts on screen and still somehow make it interesting.
shenanegans.
'Entourage' Star Emmanuelle Chriqui Voted Most Desirable Woman {Stylelist (Main)}
Jan 20th 2010 3:45PM She's supposed to be the hottest celebrity, not a paragon of the american woman.
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