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Poli-Sci Princess or Eco-Friendly Scooter? {Asylum}
Feb 28th 2010 7:45AM yeah...the girl wins hands down this time....scooters just don't get a man laid. have you ever successfully picked up a girl without a car? well, this is the same idea, scooter+you=lonely night.
What's the Most Rocking Song From a Movie? {Asylum}
Jan 29th 2010 1:09PM How about "Down with the Sickness" by Disturbed from Dawn of the Dead?
People Aren't Meant to Have More Than 150 Friends {Asylum}
Jan 28th 2010 1:29PM If I knew 150 people that would be great. regardless of how many are on my facebook page, I might only know 20 seriously. the others are people who know me from middle school, or they are friends with my ex-girlfriend and had to be friends with me...for some strange reason...
Giant Cows and Turtles to Be Brought Back From Extinction {Asylum}
Jan 28th 2010 1:25PM and giant animals that could kill us would be a bad thing. has science learned nothing from SciFi? the SciFi law clearly states "When you bring something back to life that was once dead, and there is the remote possibility that it could kill and/or eat you, it will, and then go a rampage."
Cindy Margolis Looks to Download a Man in 'Seducing Cindy' {Asylum}
Jan 28th 2010 1:22PM As if Fox hasn't screwed over nighttime TV, they have to go and pollute the airwaves with this crap? if I wanted to see fake love, I'd go hang out at a bar with my friends.
Flowchart to Determine if You'll Win a Bar Fight {Asylum}
Jan 28th 2010 1:20PM Everyone needs one of these at some point in their life. I guess I'm luck to have gotten it before I was in a bar fight.
The Latest Rumors on the Apple iTablet, iSlate, iPad Pallette or Whatever {Asylum}
Jan 27th 2010 11:52AM Can we just say that Apple pwns everybody when it comes to innovative tech? that way we can move on to more pressing concerns like getting laid.
$30,000 BCS Championship Trophy Displayed at Alabama Wal-Mart {Asylum}
Jan 27th 2010 11:44AM wait...let me get this straight.
its a glass football, that's in Wal*Mart. in Alabama. that cost 30,000 dollars(US)?
Dr. Pepper couldn't spring for something more worth while? one wrong move and it shatters. why not make it from something that won't break if you drop it, like bronze, that way, you couldn't run off with it either.
Aliens May No Longer Be Able to Detect Earth {Asylum}
Jan 27th 2010 11:39AM And here I was worried about the aliens watching our TV shows and rigging the American Idol vote...no...no I'm not, I could care less if they saw us and came...its not like they could do any worse than we already are doing.
Sexy Jersey Girl or WWII Motorcycle-Tank Hybrid? {Asylum}
Jan 27th 2010 11:29AM when you think about it, it is a difficult choice...the girl or the tank...on one hand, you'll be the talk of the town with that lady on your arm, then again, you'll be the talk of the town when you show up somewhere in that tank....
wait, can I have both? then it'll blow people's minds!
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