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A Woman's Perspective on Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation {Asylum}
Jun 20th 2009 8:35PM Come on, Em. Women never die from auto-erotic asphyxiation? Wikipedia is one step ahead:
"The great majority of known erotic asphyxial deaths are male; among all known cases in Ontario and Alberta from 1974 to 1987, only one out of 117 cases was female."
Women aren't invincible - they're just around 99.2% more invincible.
Keep up the good work!
Battlestar Galactica Complete Series box pictures jump in {Engadget HD}
Jun 12th 2009 9:29PM Nice box, but "drama's"? Lose the apostrophe.
/grammarnazi.
de Sequel {Joystiq Nintendo}
Jan 25th 2009 6:15PM Not bad for a previously unknown Aussie studio!
Wii Fanboy Review: The Incredible Maze {Joystiq Nintendo}
Oct 24th 2008 5:53PM Its bizarre that the best implementation of rolling mechanics I've seen yet on the Wii was Rollgoal in TP.
Ubisoft hits the slopes with the Balance Board {Joystiq Nintendo}
May 29th 2008 8:27PM No excuse for those shitty environmental graphics. SSX1 did it better.
Comparing the censored and uncensored versions of No More Heroes {Joystiq Nintendo}
Feb 6th 2008 1:34AM Damn shame. I'm an Aussie who was hyped through the roof for No More Heroes, but that just looks LAME.
It's not just censored, it's neutered.
Could Nintendo have ruined Mario Kart? {Joystiq Nintendo}
Oct 13th 2007 2:27AM Sorry NintendoWiiFanboy, but you're talking out your arse. DD was a brilliant game - I've never had so much fun with a co-op game, blasting through the cups with a friend, trading between who was gunning and who was driving. The loss of co-op may lead me to give MK-Wii a skip, not something so trivial as motorcycle skins.
Wii Warm Up: Link or Samus? {Joystiq Nintendo}
Jun 11th 2007 1:02AM Samus, quite obviously!
Arrows vs Power Beam?
Hand-thrown bombs vs Missiles?
Link, more agile? C'mon, Samus can morph-ball boost across huge distances. She has a grabble beam to match his hookshot.
You're pitting a hero outfitted with medieval weapons against a bounty hunter from the far future carrying high powered laser weapons and rocket propelled explosives. It would be a massacre.
Wii off to a flying start in Oz {Joystiq Nintendo}
May 3rd 2007 12:20AM Let's be fair, the PS3 has been out in Oz for one third of the time but has shifted almost half as much? That's not a failure by any standard.
Wii releases for the week of April 30th [update 1] {Joystiq Nintendo}
May 1st 2007 6:38AM Having been playing Heatseeker for the past two weeks (yay early Aus release!) I can confirm that it is a hell of a lot of fun, confirms that flight sims can work beautifully on Wii, and has some really pretty moments too (planes and explosions are great, terrain and land enemies are piss poor graphically). Worth a buy.
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