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Playboy Turns Down 'Real Housewife' Michaele Salahi Spread {PopEater}
Apr 19th 2011 9:50PM Of course they did! She's just a middle-aged old tart. Who would want to see her naked? If I want to look at wrinkled sun-dried old skin I'll get a charpe!
The Cougar Cruise is back! {Gadling}
Apr 8th 2011 6:51PM I'm a 51 year old guy so maybe I'll take my beautiful 20 year old wife on that cruise. She won't be looking at the young guys because she's not into them and I wont be looking at the old women because I'm not into them!
Jimmy Fallon to Play Mini-Golf with Tiger Woods {PopEater}
Mar 14th 2011 6:06AM Finally, someone Tiger can beat!
No, Duh: Young, Married, Childless Couples Happiest {MyDaily}
Mar 2nd 2011 9:28PM This missed it totally! Older guys with young wives are the happiest for sure
How Bethenny Frankel Helped Me Get My Emotional Eating in Check {MyDaily}
Mar 2nd 2011 12:11PM Wow someone should give her some tips on avoiding bad plastic surgery! Scary!
Charlie Sheen: 'I Don't Know Where My Children Are' {PopEater}
Mar 2nd 2011 11:49AM Charlie, you make 1.5 mil an episode and you still have to pay for sex? That is sooooooo pathetic. You must be incredibly small and lousy in bed. The elephant man could get laid if he made that much, but not you Mr. Tiger Blood! Unfortunately this is how you will be remembered - as a fool with no tool!
Is Demi Lovato Dating Wilmer Valderrama Again? {PopEater}
Feb 24th 2011 2:17PM Old guys rule! My gorgeous wife is 20 and I'm 51. We couldn't be happier and my 22 year old kid loves her! Of course all the old gals hate it! But really, why would an older guy want to take on all the old baggage, ex-husbands, kids,etc. of a 30, 40 or 50 something when he doesn't have to? This is the new trend ladies because us guys are getting smarter in our best years! Even if you're unlucky enough to end up with a gold digger (the old gals' favorite argument)it is still better than the alternative! 50 is the new 30 guys! Enjoy it.
Why Does Everyone Cheat on Elizabeth Hurley? {PopEater}
Feb 21st 2011 9:41AM Definitely her. She is either too easy because she wants to sleep with big names who are by nature pigs, she is insufferable or she is just lousy in bed. Maybe all three!
Want a Celeb Body? Try These A-List Star Workouts {That's Fit}
Feb 20th 2011 4:59PM Michelle Obama? You're kidding right? I thought I saw her butt featured in that Science Channel show "Biggest Things in the Universe." Definitely some moons orbiting that booty!
O.J. Simpson Beaten By Skinheads in Prison? {BV Black Spin}
Feb 16th 2011 8:56PM Very cool! Don't mess with the crakers!
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