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Vice President Joe Biden Calls Custard Store Manager 'Smartass' {Asylum}

Jun 28th 2010 6:35PM Yes! Biden is AWESOME!

That answer alone might be enough to have me vote for him again in 2012, if the GOP doesn't make it moot by putting a swallow-your-tongue bad candidate like Palin up against them.

Make a smartass comment and get told you're a smartass - that's how it SHOULD work in America! Then again, you'd have to hear it a time or two yourself, Mr. Christopher...

'Drummer at the Wrong Gig' Goes Ludicrously Viral -- and Rightly So {Asylum}

Jun 7th 2010 2:03PM It's actually that MC who's at the wrong gig. He should be introducing a Vegas lounge version of "Mack The Knife."

How to Bring Up Masturbation in a White House Briefing {Asylum}

May 26th 2010 2:40PM I would say that following up an argument with a personal insult kind of destroys your credibility.

How to Bring Up Masturbation in a White House Briefing {Asylum}

May 24th 2010 1:25PM Mr. Christopher, dude:

The Tea Party was calling it "teabagging" THEMSELVES. Bringing it up as one word that may or may not have been misquoted or misspoken HELPS NO ONE and raises the level of political discourse in this country ZERO PERCENT.

Get off your high "does he understand people are offended" horse (actually, it's more like getting up from the gutter) and start HELPING America by asking INTELLIGENT questions.

Sheesh. Give me a press pass, I can do much better than that.

ATI Expresses Hetero-Confusion Spurred by Flamboyant Men's Figure Skating {Asylum}

Feb 17th 2010 9:48PM The hard part to wrap one's head around is Dick Button NOW. He looks like he should be in an NFL broadcast booth instead of talking about fluid elegance and triple lutzes.

How to Get Better Customer Service by Being an A**hole {Asylum}

Feb 10th 2010 4:30PM You forgot to use the "sarc-mark" on this article.

But as someone who once did technical support for a large software company, I can identify this type of customer as the one I would often place on "indefinite hold."

("What? You're mad because you want the software to grill cheeseburgers for you but it can't? So you want me to show you where the hidden 'grill cheeseburger' command is? And if I tell you there isn't one you'll demand to speak to my manager? Good luck with that.")

Thanks for dredging up some not-so-fond memories.

Girls in Adult Diapers -- Is It Porn? {Asylum}

Feb 9th 2010 4:50AM There are a lot of people who like Nickelback, too. Doesn't mean they have taste.

And long shapely legs isn't a fetish, it's a genetic feature designed to make the male of the species want to procreate. Like red buttocks on baboons. Nature is funny.

Girls in Adult Diapers -- Is It Porn? {Asylum}

Feb 8th 2010 5:32PM This is the exact opposite of porn: it could turn a guy off women entirely.

But you didn't include that in your survey.

@northerner: yeah, fetishes, yeah, free country. But it's also free for me to say your fetish is lame.

Some Christian Ministries Now Feature Mixed Martial Arts {Asylum}

Feb 3rd 2010 6:00PM Come to think of it, you can draw a straight line from "The Power Team" (remember watching them when you were a kid?) to this...

"Choking out Satan!"