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  • Jeff Bernstein
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Do Men Who Date Paris Hilton Seal Their Demise? {PopEater}

Sep 10th 2010 2:09PM Just happened to click on this... My question is this... Why would anyone at this point even want to date/go out with Paris Hilton?... I also believe that if any man attempts to date this Queen of Pop Culture Cheez Whiz Princess, they're asking for it... She will get older like the rest of us unless one man too many decides to go postal on her... Paris Hilton... I could puke...

Travel Fashion No-No's {AOL Travel News}

Jun 2nd 2010 1:06AM Good night Samantha... Good night America... Good night World... Don't forger to always wear Pajamas in other countries... People that don't wear pajamas in other countries are considered Naked Americans... All the best everyone...

Travel Fashion No-No's {AOL Travel News}

Jun 2nd 2010 12:32AM You know... I say... How fortunate for her... In this day and age when the people of this country are trying to figure out how to pay their utility bills... What I think would make an interesting show would be: Samantha tours the Rest Rooms of the world... Give us all a break from this cutesy cutesy cutesy... I would love to take my daughter and my grand daughter to some exotic port of call... Not in the cards right now... Am I jealous... No... Just question where our priorities are in this country... Oh yes... And about the fashion tips... Please... What's next? Samantha's Toilet Habits? Come to think of it... I wouldn't watch that one either... End of Rant...

A Guide to Reading Flirting Body Language for Guys {Asylum}

May 30th 2010 2:55AM Hey Jackson... I can understand your confusion after reading this Pop Culture BS... If I understand this so called expert right... He is saying... If she tilts her forearm in a Northerly direction... Then points her toes toward the door at about closing time... Blinks her eyes not twice but three times in two second intervals... Points her finger at your navel and says... "It was nice meeting you." That means that you can throw her over your shoulder... With one hand grab one of her belt loops... Give a Hoot and a Holler... Take her out to the parking lot... Put her in your car... Take her to Denny's... Then take her to your place and have Go At It... However, My hypothesis could be wrong... Good Luck Jackson... All the best...

A Guide to Reading Flirting Body Language for Guys {Asylum}

May 30th 2010 12:49AM Ladies and Gentlemen... There you have it... The Jury was out... The Jury is back... The votes have been cast. As we account for all of the Dangling Chads... Put your hands on the radio friends... Can I get an Amen? The conclusions have been drawn... There is no going back now... Everyone is a winner... Step right up... On the inside... Tessie the Tallahassee Tassel
Tosser... She walks... She Talks... She Wiggles On Her Belly Like A Reptile... But she's not human folks... Round and round she goes and where she stops no one knows... Wait a minute... That's right... No One Knows... Remember this... There Are NO EXPERTS...

A Guide to Reading Flirting Body Language for Guys {Asylum}

May 30th 2010 12:31AM I could puke... Give women the benefit of doubt... Repeat this mantra until you fall asleep... "There are no experts." All of this: "And on top of all that, they're less likely to sleep with guys they actually like," "Do it," and,"Take me home." PLEASE!... What does our so called "Expert" have to say about a woman's feet that point outward? Take me to the Drive In and let's make out? I personally think this article takes a cheap shot at women... And for that matter, men as well... Let's get off of this "He scores,""She,scores" Her ass is pointed this way or that way and get down to what it really takes to meet and truly LOVE another human being... All of this FLIRTING is wearing me out... Always with LOVE...

A Guide to Reading Flirting Body Language for Guys {Asylum}

May 30th 2010 12:28AM Go take a good look at your own reflection in the mirror...

A Guide to Reading Flirting Body Language for Guys {Asylum}

May 30th 2010 12:22AM Excellent Cath... And, Thank you...

A Guide to Reading Flirting Body Language for Guys {Asylum}

May 29th 2010 11:39PM I could puke... Give women the benefit of doubt... Repeat this mantra until you fall asleep... "There are no experts." All of this: "And on top of all that, they're less likely to sleep with guys they actually like," "Do it," and,"Take me home." PLEASE!... What does our so called "Expert" have to say about a woman's feet that point outward? Take me to the Drive In and let's make out? I personally think this article takes a cheap shot at women... And for that matter, men as well... Let's get off of this "He scores,""She,scores" Her ass is pointed this way or that way and get down to what it really takes to meet and truly LOVE another human being... All of this FLIRTING is wearing me out... Always with LOVE...

Does Disney's 'Princess and the Frog' Deserve the Controversy? {Moviefone Blog}

Sep 26th 2009 12:59AM Have you seen the new KFC commercials for grilled chicken... The people in the commercial are White Women... However, they have a Black Man make an appearance to endorse it... Oh Lord! Please make it stop...