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Who Should Be Miss Asylum? {Asylum}
Jan 12th 2011 10:51PM Bonnie.
Is Real-Life Pac-Man Awesome or Terrifying? {Asylum}
Oct 12th 2010 2:54PM terrifying, thanks for the nightmares bonnie
A Woman's Perspective on Manscaping {Asylum}
Sep 8th 2010 3:26PM Hey man, don't shave it... really itchy
Why So Grumpy, Chicken Hat Man? {Asylum}
Aug 6th 2010 9:21AM Hey monkey, are you the GCHM ? I think you got sand in something...
5 Signs Your Parents Might Be Swingers (Like Mine) {Asylum}
Jun 17th 2010 4:03PM I read this as if I were watching a train wreck...a horribly disgusting train wreck; continually fighting the urge to revisit my lunch.
Thanks for sufficiently grossing me out today Asylum buds...
Maybe tomorrow an article about how to get oral sex advice from your Mom ?
Rub and Tug Rundown -- Erotic Masseuse Shares Her Happy Ending Technique {Asylum}
Apr 26th 2010 6:01PM debbie downer
Philadelphia Phillies Fan Intentionally Vomits on an 11-Year-Old Girl {Asylum}
Apr 16th 2010 1:58PM Okay he is a Phillies fan, so that's embarassing enough - BUT its not entirely our (Philly's) fault.
He is from Jersey.
Greg Packer Still Hasn't Opened His iPad {Asylum}
Apr 9th 2010 6:16PM Greg is the man because he got an entire blog post written about him NOT because he waited in line for the ipad.
You see, Greg Packer's hobby is to be quoted and interviewed for various historical news stories. World Series, iPads, huge concerts - that sorta thing. He's been interviewed SOOO many times that the Associated Press has actually sent out a memo asking reporters to NOT interview him.
I'm used to seeing him quoted places, and I find it amusing, but having an entire article WRITTEN about him, really takes the cake.
HENCE, Kudos to Greg Packer.
Note to the editors : You should do a follow up on this guy, its a really interesting story and he's a pretty funny guy.
Greg Packer Still Hasn't Opened His iPad {Asylum}
Apr 7th 2010 12:37PM Greg Packer you are the MAN ! How do you constantly get quoted / into everything - a whole blog post ? This takes the cake.. Good work.
Oral Sex Spray Is a Fabulous Deal {Asylum}
Apr 5th 2010 4:22PM Additionally, deep throating while yes, wildly awesome, only amounts to a party gag (again, sorry for the puns)
A truly great bj requires no throat action, just a good combo use of the hand and mouth.
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