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Who'd Make the Best Fighting-Game Drinking Buddies? {Asylum}
Aug 30th 2010 9:22PM Terrible list. Who wants to drink with a fox? King from Tekken, jeez, why not chill with Vega while you're at it.
Kirby (smash brothers). Kid can sure put them away but after two or three hundred kegs always wants to go to the gay bar to "laugh at the dudes dressed like ladies." Sure kid. Laugh.
Raphael (TMNT) Raph has been drinking since a teenager, plus he's kind of an enforcer when folks from the Foot Clan mouth off. Great stories too, like once drank a whole case of Lites while driving across New Mexico in a Jeep with no seats. Preference for prohibition era cocktails, the Sidecar or the Last Word. Only problem is that loser friend of his, Jones something. Spends most of his time watching sports and interjecting his asinine libertarian politics.
Wolverine (Marvel vs Whatever) Accelerated healing factor means he cannot get drunk. Designated Driver. Just drinks Coors Original (the Banquet Beer!)
Ukyo Tachibana (Samurai Shodown) Look the guy has typhoid or whatever. That's depressing, and yes he only drinks white wine sptrizers, but he is a BABE MAGNET and besides he's dying. What kind of jerk makes a dying man stay at home?
Dan Hibiki (Street Fighter) You got to have a clown to rag on, even though he doesn't really deserve it. Dan's the man, usually picks up the tab too cos he makes fair scratch from the chain of car washes he manages. Loves sake bombs, wasabi peanuts, and stereotypes.
Chin Gentsai (KoF) He is a GOD DAMN DRUNKEN MASTER. This makes him a pro. Bit of a MacGuyver drinker he'll drink kerosene mixed with industrial cleanser if he has to. Oh, and ask him the one about the two guys on the rooftop bar. He tells it great.
I'll give you Chewie. Dude & me been tight since small times though. You got it twisted a bit -- while he enjoys a nice cool Six like any blue collar wookie, he picked up a sly passion for fru-fru rum drinks hanging out with Han. Totally a girl drinker.
Well-meaning but misguided grinches try to kill Apple Store Christmas {TUAW.com}
Dec 19th 2006 3:37PM I don't have a whole lot of "things." But one of the things I can't do without is my iPod. I listen to it all day at work and at the gym to keep me focuses. I listen in the car on the way home and in crowded shops to shield myself from stress. In a way, the iPod helps keep me sane.
Would these people would rather I sing to myself?
Debut of the Chevrolet Camaro Concept {Autoblog}
Jan 9th 2006 4:29PM Yes -- I'd say that Camaro offically qualifies as "bitchin'"
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