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Weather Channel's Jim Cantore Freaks Out About Thundersnow in Chicago {Urlesque}

Feb 3rd 2011 11:17PM As someone who lives in the aea where this guy comes all the time to scare the out of people during hurricane system, it is my humble opinion that Jim Cantore is a tool and you will hardly find anyone in Pensacola who disagrees with me.
I'm surprised he was actually in a public place; when he comes here it's always someplace like the closed-off beach where his 'adoring' public can't get to him.

Our Favorite Items of Clothing (That She Wants to Burn) {Asylum}

Dec 16th 2010 11:48PM The "captain" cap is more than likely named for the Captain of Captain and Tenille fame who he kinda resembles a little, lol. Very funny article.

The Sneakiest Trick Plays in Football {Asylum}

Nov 30th 2010 1:50AM And Spurrier didn't last a year as a REAL coach. Go figure, huh?

A Woman's Perspective on One-Night Stands {Asylum}

Nov 23rd 2010 11:27AM I'd prob actually watch these things of hers if she didn't look so skeeved out by anything and everything.

What sci-fi gadgets do you wish existed? Tell us and win an iPad from BOTB.com {Asylum.co.uk}

Sep 21st 2010 9:17PM The neural net tech from the Matrix movies that allows you to learn anything instantly.

Mountain Man Battles Bigfoot, Local News Battles Own Stupidity {Asylum}

Jul 7th 2010 2:05AM I saw this one a couple weeks ago. This guy saw the bass singer for the Oak Ridge Boys.

Most Dangerous Honeymoon Locations {AOL Travel News}

Jun 29th 2010 12:10PM I've been to all those cities and never did I have to worry about a thing. I've been to the Caribbean and to South America and in the US I never have to see guards with kevlar and M16s keeping the locals out.

Most Dangerous Honeymoon Locations {AOL Travel News}

Jun 29th 2010 12:07PM YOU got lucky.

I Became a Stepmom by 25 {Lemondrop}

Jun 3rd 2010 8:40PM I got about halfway thru your inane garbage before I cut it off and added this. You are a bubbleheaded, vacuous moron and it pains me that people like you exist.

Top 10 Reasons Being a Fat Guy Is Awesome {Asylum}

May 27th 2010 11:50PM Well said, sir. I do my best to look nice when I go out but it's hard to be a one-man revolution down here in the Dirty South where most fat guys either look like they slept in their clothes or like their mother dressed them.