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  • Darren Shumbo
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IndyCar Star Danica Patrick Returns to NASCAR This Week {Fanhouse Motorsports Blog}

Jun 22nd 2010 9:29PM personally I'd rather race with Danica then half the clowns in nascar who try to make us all believe they are adults driving race cars...they are like a bunch of little girls the way they drive and take each other out all the time....

Airplane Mechanic Causes $100M Damages After Pushing Wrong Button {Switched}

Jul 23rd 2008 10:57PM Hit one button and started the plane ?...bullshi%....it takes more than that...sounds like she was playing "pilot" and fired that puppy up.....aircraft are not toys....and very unforgiving of those not trained well...this is a good case....and it also smells like a little fraud in there too.....being a pilot and a mechanic (A&P) I find this whole story fishy...it's not that easy to get one started....

Northern Lights May Increasingly Interfere With GPS {Switched}

Jun 25th 2008 4:53AM I used to use a GPS ......but after I landed a 747 on a beach I lost faith in them......lol.....they are not a replacement for a map but they are fun to listen to while driving...." turn left after your ex-girlfriend's house who screwed you for thousands of dollars,then go right onto the highway...."....that always cracks me up....lol

Circuit City Botches GPS Install, $12k in Damages, Won't Pay Up {Switched}

Apr 1st 2008 7:19AM installations can be difficult...I do them...but 12,000 in damages...unless he fried the whole cars wiring harness and evrything that touched it it is bullshiiiii....just a scam...and Circuit City shouldn't pay...but they need to get good installation people. I wouldn't work there for 10 bucka an hour..

Mo' Housework = Mo' Sex: Time to Get Your Broom On, Boys {Asylum}

Mar 9th 2008 9:10PM it really depends on who you're with...the last chick I was with seemed to tired and busy for me all the time....I did everything for her and her kid......and to find out she was doing everyone else behind my back just made it worse....but in the end I won....she's history and I am as happy as someone who just won the lottery...!!!!and I never look back..not even once.... :)

Southwest Airlines responds to 'unsafe' planes allegation {Gadling}

Mar 9th 2008 12:14PM as a pilot and an aircraft mechanic,I can assure you flying is way safer than driving your car.However,mistakes are and will be made in the future.Inspections can be missed,though not easily.In the future as you get your "cheap flight" tickets,remember,you get what you pay for.The less you pay,the lower the profit for a struggling airline,the less they can pay someone like me,and the HIGHER the risk you are going to be in as you board your discount airline....as for me,I'll fly my own plane and have a safe flight everytime....you guys can go fly around in your "discount flight aluminum coffins"...us smarter people will stay on the ground away from your planes...and hats off to the airlines !!! they are trying their best....!!!! Bravo...

Notable/Quotable: Kelly Rowland {BV Newswire}

Mar 9th 2008 11:58AM I think before you people go out and get boob jobs you do some research...so many women have become seriously ill because of them...personally it is not worth the risk...plus they look so fake....like pumped up air pockets...no thanks...I wouldn't want to date women with them...

Short Sex is 'Better' -- But Men Like it Longer {Asylum}

Mar 6th 2008 9:20PM time is not a factor... I've never been with a woman that said "hurry up"....they don't ever want to rush sex...I must be doing something right....most try to keep me from leaving the bedroom and I've lost alot of days from work because of it... :)

Sports' Most Distracting Ladies {Asylum}

Jan 22nd 2008 10:19AM Although I would not blame Jess for the whole teams loss,she is a distraction.I have been distracted by beautiful women all my life,the most recent cost me my home and my dreams,not to mention alot of money.I teach guys to paraglide on weekends.I don't allow distractions out there when I teach....period...afterwards,everyone is welcome....and I like distractions when the work is done....Darren

Small Child Kills Large Bear; Davy Crockett Smiles From Heavenly Perch {Fanhouse Backporch}

Dec 12th 2007 1:53PM as far as I'm concerned all hunters are limp dick losers who have such ego problems that they have to "kill" innocent animals for fun,and I know plenty of them.....what a joke..how sporty they are....I've never met one who took on my offer to go in the woods and hunt for me...I would be armed of course...what a bunch of wimps....they're as tough and as smart as Pee-Wee Herman...although Pee-wee wasn't stupid I suppose...as far as passing things down from generation to generation,there is alot of other things we can do besides killing innocent animals...I love the stories of animals shredding up humans....makes me laugh every time....