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Notorious Reality TV 'Brat' Sues ABC for $100 Million {PopEater}
Mar 23rd 2010 1:18PM Wow. How could she possibly think she has a basis for a lawsuit? She demonstrates on the show that HER MOM DOES HER HOMEWORK, so now she wants to blame ABC for the fact that she is no longer an "honor student"? She never was to begin with. Her mom was, and I can't figure that one out, because she seems like a real dolt herself.
This poor thing is operating under HUGE delusion. She's moderately attractive, nothing special, has a lisp, no personality, not much in the brains department and no integrity. I don't know what beauty pageants in hell she's been winning, but I shake my head in amazement. I guess you'd have to see the other contestants! She's all fake blonde hair and lots of makeup. Honestly, the only place I see her "looks" taking her is stripping, porn or some religoid channel, praising God.
Good luck, toots. But I would place my money on a 100-1 shot before I'd place it on you having success with your frivoulous lawsuit.
Oh, and the parents are FUGLY!!!!! Especially the dad.
Man Endures 30 Chick Flicks in 30 Days {Asylum}
Feb 17th 2010 4:22PM Well, the idea's good, but if he was going to watch 30 chick flicks, perhaps he should have stuck to GOOD chick flicks. Some of the ones mentioned actually suck. I could've given him a list of 30 movies that are actually worth watching. "Mama Mia"? Seriously? "Made of Honor"? Gag me.
In Defense of Heidi Montag: Live and Let Lipo {PopEater}
Jan 22nd 2010 7:38PM Why? That's all I can say. Why? A perfectly lovely young woman has turned herself into a robot looking Stepford wife. She doesn't even look real. A blow up doll. Why?
Lindsay Lohan Starts 2010 in Little Bikini {PopEater}
Jan 3rd 2010 7:41PM Lyndsay Lohan looks like crap, and has for quite awhile. First of all...lose the blond hair. You had very pretty red hair that was natural. Now you sport this color that makes you look washed out and haggard. Second, try putting on a little bit of weight. Thirdly, stop all the partying. It is destroying your looks. What has she even done lately?
Tiger Woods' Alleged Mistress 'Devastated' {PopEater}
Nov 30th 2009 7:27PM OMG....I can't believe he would cheat on his wife with this skanky looking ho. Wait a minute, yes I can. Why? Because she's a skanky looking, fake breast sporting, fish lipped (hello collagen) plastic surgery ho. I'm sure he's not the first (or last) famous dude she's hooked up with. These skanks will hop in the sack with anyone, provided they're rich, famous or both. Ewwwww.
Pole Dancer Ruins Wedding ... Maybe? {Asylum}
Nov 17th 2009 5:15PM I think it was totally real, and obviously shot in Europe. You can tell by looking at ALL of the people...these are not Americans, they are Europeans. Trixie got a little too drunk, started dancing about like a possessed pixie and down came the tent. Why would anyone think it wouldn't be real? Who would pay all the money to film this, which it WOULD cost money, and for what? A few seconds on Youtube? Nope, this thing is real. Sucks to be her that day, fo sho.
Massucci's Take: McDonald's Monopoly winner gets a sweet $1 million {Daily Finance}
Nov 12th 2009 1:29PM I wish it had been someone thinner that had won the prize. Because the door has been opened, so here goes....perhaps she should use the money to pay for a fat farm or that surgery. Sorry if you don't like my comments, but I, for one, am so tired at looking at big, fat tub 'o lards everywhere you look. Ick.
Randy Quaid: From Respected Actor to Suspected Felon {PopEater}
Nov 9th 2009 4:06PM Sounds like a big part of this guy's problems is his nutty wife. You'd think a guy like that could get someone a little more....sane. Then again, it IS Hollywood.
Ad Rant: David Spade brings pal Chris Farley back from the dead to shill for Direct TV {WalletPop}
Oct 26th 2009 3:14PM Honestly, I don't know what the big deal is. Since neither I nor the author of this article knew Chris Farley, and David Spade (not to mention his own brother, Tom) did, it's certainly not up to us to decide whether he would or would not want his likeness to be used in an advertising campaign, regardless of the nature, postmortem. Especially with the one for the treatment for drug and alcohol addiction. What better likeness to use than someone who died from this disease? Would it be better to use some actor or model in the ads that is healthy, happy and not suffering from this? Or a public figure that died from it? Since his family and friends are the ones that truly suffered from his passing in the most personal way, I think the ball should be in their court and not the court of public opinion.
Michael Phelps Discusses Walking Away {Fanhouse Backporch}
Feb 5th 2009 7:10PM Toobadisgood....don't know what country you're from, but they do it other places, too. Think they don't? Think again. Prince Harry is an example. Every time he does something, it's all over the Brit news. This isn't an American thing. And it isn't even a new phenomena. What do you think they did to Jesus? He was the rage and then people turned on him.
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