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  • Pete Jansen
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Wendy Williams Shows Off Her Bikini Body [Video] {PopEater}

Jan 15th 2011 12:23AM Best sideboob I've seen in a long time.

In my mind, I'm fapping.

Kentucky Man Guns Down Suspected Chupacabra {Asylum}

Dec 29th 2010 10:52PM Oh, yeah. El Chupacapra is supposed to be some kind of lizard-thing with a big proboscis (look it up) which it uses like a mosquito to suck blood from its prey. Just a neat little puncture-hole is all it makes in the hide of the animal.

Girl on YouTube Throws Puppies Into River, The Internet Goes Vigilante {Urlesque}

Sep 3rd 2010 12:22PM I hope the Puppy-Thrower is brough to justice, but 4Chan is not the arbiter of justice.

Jesus vs. Lightning -- A Brief History of Mother Nature's War on the Son of God {Asylum}

Jul 19th 2010 6:19PM I don't think the lightning is from God. I think it's from the Devil.

Paranoia Alert -- Chupacabras Found in Texas {Asylum}

Jul 15th 2010 8:10AM Dogs don't kill like the chupacabra does. No animal we know has the inclination or the ability to surgically mutilate cattle.

Pantsless Man Holds Celebrity Shoppers Hostage {Asylum}

Jul 15th 2010 7:59AM There's nothing funny about senile dementia or alcoholism or homelessness, but when these three things combine in such a way it's tragically hilarious.