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  • Amy
  • Member Since Aug 11th, 2010

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Wal-Mart, Masturbation and 'Star Wars' -- This Story Has Literally Everything {Asylum}

Sep 17th 2010 2:03PM Just look at him. I bet he did that just to go to prison and enjoy years of rubbing his semen on someone else's "lightsaber."

Man Stung by Over 1,200 Bees and Survives {Asylum}

Sep 17th 2010 1:57PM I wonder if he will get any health benefits from being stung that much...

Please Play 'Psy Hazard,' the Worst Flash Game in the World {Asylum}

Sep 17th 2010 1:54PM I died a little inside when I played this game.

Heavy Drinkers Live Longer Than Non-Drinkers {Asylum}

Aug 31st 2010 6:01PM "Heavy Drinkers Live Longer Than Non-Drinkers" should be on a t-shirt. I would so wear it every single time I drink.

Craigslist Prank Results in Meager Superhero-Record Attempt {Asylum}

Aug 30th 2010 1:12PM The guys on the far right and the far left... totally clashing costumes.

Survivorman Les Stroud Lives With Cultures From the Arctic to the Amazon {Asylum}

Aug 28th 2010 9:48AM Thanks Asylum! I just set my DVR to record this! I love shows like this. I wish that The Travel Channel would start airing "Bizarre Worlds" again. I missed it last year because I hadn't upgraded my receiver to a DVR.

Local Artist Killing Ants With McDonald's Food {Asylum}

Aug 27th 2010 11:39AM I wish there were more pictures of her art piece. I'm highly interested! Who doesn't love ant farms OR McDonald's?

Man Completes Cross-Country Walk in 80 Days {Asylum}

Aug 25th 2010 3:24PM I've been reading some of his Tumblr stuff and so far I'm completely intrigued by his posts. One that got me giggling was on May 18, 2010 and towards the end of it, he says, "Today I didn’t buy a hatchet. I’ve decided my persona is that of a simpleton. If someone tries to mug me I will follow my grandmother’s advice to me when I was eight. She told me to act retarded and stick my fingers down my throat until I vomit."

My grandma told me that too. :D

Jimsonweed Found Growing in Gowanus, Drug Users Rejoice, Hallucinate {Asylum}

Aug 23rd 2010 2:08PM KILL IT WITH FIRE!

A Woman's Perspective on the Vagina {Asylum}

Aug 17th 2010 11:58AM Wow, I never thought of my vagina looking like a predator... now I have a complex, thanks. (ha ha, just kidding)
I actually always thought my vagina (or all vaginas) looked like a Cloyster (a pokemon) after seeing it compared to one in a meme.