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VW Jetta SportWagen TDI: Newest cop car on the block? {Autoblog}

Oct 13th 2010 8:17PM How about we give cops what they really deserve to drive: Kia. Seriously, I live in an area where schools are closing, the roads are in dire need of repair, homes are in foreclosure, and people are losing their jobs by the hundreds...all while the local police department trades in their 2 year old (maybe 3) Impalas for brand new Chargers. I, for the life of me, cannot fathom why the government would allow such blatant waste of tax-payer dollars. How much does 3 police-edition Chargers cost? Too much. It's not like the police around here put their vehicles through any sort of torture test; I, myself, led them on the only high-speed chase they've been involved in in the past 5 years. (Needless to say, but WINNER!) The only obvious abuse the cars suffer is the intense heat endured during a wait in the McDonald's drive-thru in the middle of July. I know that I'm not the only one who has noticed how much actual "police work" is conducted using these vehicles. A few miles down the road there's a county that uses a BMW 3 series to patrol parking lots! Another, to the north, uses a 2007 Corvette ( and when asked about where the funds were allocated to provide them with such a car, that police department stated that the car was "confiscated in a drug bust"). Why do we, the taxpayers, continue to allow millions of dollars each year to be used to buy new police vehicles, when it is a more sound fiscal approach to simply repair the ones already in use? This money is needed in so many other places and I hate to see it wasted on a police department's "toy". And VW, why don't you do something useful and give the cars to a High School for use as a "Student Driver" car? Setting it on fire and driving the damn thing off a cliff would have been a better idea.

Grand Illusion {MyDaily}

Sep 9th 2010 6:50PM Are you serious mllrcssy? This is like the pot commercial where the little girl gets hit by the car that's leaving the drive-thru. Who cares what the stoners were doing, where is the girl's parents at while their child is biking back and forth through a busy drive-thru restaurant's exit? Pot commercials make me laugh, especially when I've just finished blazing one to the head. I would probably speed up if I saw some retarded illusion on the road placed there to be nothing more than an inconvenience. Yeah, we know kids may run into the street but, I highly doubt that we need something like this to point out the obvious. Waste of tax money...

6 Gods Who Used Their Powers to Get Laid {Asylum}

Aug 25th 2010 8:30PM @fumobs: You should shove stupid comments, such as the ones above, directly up your ass. Yes, Jesus Christ was a "gaydolon". A flaming fag. Do you even know why they made him carry the cross on his back to his own crucifixion? Because he was used to having a sh!tload of wood on his backside. I bet you sit in church on Sundays staring at the Jesus statues on the walls, thinking to yourself "Good God, he had some hot-ass abs. I'd l-l-l-lick him like a lollipop." It doesn't matter anyway, because sooner or later we all have to grow up and learn that God DOES NOT exist! Queers.

Bedbugs Are Back {AOL Hot Searches}

Aug 19th 2010 8:12PM That's right Cro-Mag, they do. Trust me.

6 Gods Who Used Their Powers to Get Laid {Asylum}

Aug 19th 2010 7:58PM "Wonder why they didn't mention the Christian God from the bible."
Because he was a "gaydolon", which means a God who prefers sex only in the anus or with an animal. Please look these things up before you post. Google is your friend.

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Aug 19th 2010 7:57PM @ Urah Gumbal: No, Isreal does not have that right.

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Aug 19th 2010 7:56PM Phoenixcrash's Disclaimer: Phoenixcrash is not responsible for any damages or injury incurred from an individual's actions, whether under his direct supervision or not. The methods discussed here are for study purposes only, and should almost never be attempted at home. Phoenixcrash is a professional and you are NOT!

How's that for all you "Elton John" types?

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Aug 19th 2010 7:51PM @dg: why would I need a liability policy? Anyone who follows the directions of someone on the Internet is arguably crazy and have no grounds to file any type of suit, criminal or civil, in a court of law. Do some research before you post retarded comments like that. You didn't even try my method, did you? Everybody watch out, dg is backing the EPA again. Looks like we'll never get DDT back in production either, huh?

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Aug 19th 2010 7:45PM @ Bulldozer: you obviously know nothing about household chemicals or pesticides. There is no such thing as fosgene gas! That's just another myth perpetuated by the EPA, used to get rid of good products such as DDT. Educate yourself Bulldozer, then get back to us.

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Aug 19th 2010 7:20PM @ suzyQ: I'd like to comment on getting rid of tapeworms, but I feel this may not be the place. I don't want to steal the light from the Bed Bug Saga, but I will mention one way that you can get rid of tapeworms. Insulin. Yes, I mean the same stuff that diabetics use to control their blood glucose levels. It's kind of hard to come by, but nowadays everyone has a friend who is diabetic, so just ask him for some. DO NOT inject it! This will kill you! Instead, squirt it into a spoon and swallow 3-4 teaspoons. The fruity smell of the insulin is excruciatingly painful to tapeworms and will kill them overnight. The body of the tapeworm can probably be found in your poo in the morning. suzyQ, do you have tapeworms, or are you just asking a hypothetical question?