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  • David Devlin
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What came first, the recession or the chicken eggs? {WalletPop}

Jun 7th 2009 8:11AM In the little town I live, there was a rooster , his girlfriend, and a batch of babies. They lived in the church yard near the post office. He would lead them out of the bushes, and herd them under a parked car. He then steps out into the street, and stops traffic. Then he herds them across the street. Traffic then resumes normally.

Some of the local business complained about the disruption of traffice, and the noise, so they came along and gathered them up and took them away.

The local Church has a school. The children brought back a rooster and a hen. Yesterday I saw the new guy with his family taking the family out for a Saturday stroll. Nobody seems to mind except the local businesses.

I am not telling where because those idiots from Miami might invade the town.

The Most Irritating Phrases in the English Language {Lemondrop}

Nov 16th 2008 8:14PM In the office:

win-win

It like scratching a blackboard when I hear that phrase.

Abortion Rights Groups Target Palin {Politics Daily}

Sep 5th 2008 10:27PM Let's see spend $30 mil to stop people that are against abortion so you can have a president that will have all women become chattles.

Sound logical to me.

NOT

Burn Notice: Rough Seas {TV Squad}

Aug 23rd 2008 7:17AM What do you mean not enough hot ladies. Fiona is enough hot lady for any show.

Lost Parrot Returned After Giving Owner's Name, Address {Asylum}

May 21st 2008 3:25PM I lost a Mexican Red Headed parrot once in Ft. Lauderdale. It was the night before going on vacation for a week. Neighbors looked for him while we were gone. I put an ad in the paper describing the bird, and saying that he whistled "Yankee Doodle". About 2 weeks after he went missing I got a call from some people that a bird had landeded in their barn about 2 weeks before. This was probably the day after he flew away. It took him two weeks to whistle for them. He was about 65 miles south west of where we lived.

Paris Hilton gives up her Range Rover for an Escape Hybrid, is scared for the environment {Autoblog Green}

Jul 28th 2007 7:25PM Let's see, Ms Hilton could purchase a Hybred from pocket change. Why doesn't Ford give a Hybred to some woman who is struggleing because had to leave home with the clothes on her and her cildrens back because here husband was beating her.

What a crock!

Sleepy Baby {AOL Video Blog}

Apr 20th 2007 6:58PM Looks just like me watching Jeopardy.

Choosing the perfect turkey {Slashfood}

Nov 18th 2006 9:48AM Go to a Jewish grocery store, and buy a Kosher Turkey. Best you will ever eat.