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Should Casey Anthony Pose for Playboy? {PopEater}
Jul 7th 2011 7:00AM Hey, I'll be honest. Yes, I'd check out her pictures if she posed nude in Playboy. I'm already subscribed so, why not? She DOES appear to have a great rack. Once I check them out I'll probably feel a little bad but hey, I'm a guy. That's what guys do. I dare any of you women, no matter what you look like, approach any heterosexual male and ask if he'd like to see your breasts. The answer will be "Yes".
Did Elle Magazine Lighten Gabby Sidibe's Skin? {BV on Style}
Sep 17th 2010 3:09PM O c'mon, really! This is ELLE magazine and it is supposed to portray high fashion. The fat cow should be down on her knees thanking God that she managed to get her photo on the cover. They didn't show her full body? THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU Elle!!!
Wanna Feel Old? Read the Beloit College Mindset List {ParentDish}
Aug 23rd 2010 4:27AM and about that earlier long post, woman born in 1945 and is 58 years old??? do much math?
Wanna Feel Old? Read the Beloit College Mindset List {ParentDish}
Aug 23rd 2010 4:25AM So many of you are taking this waaay too seriously. It's meant to be thought provoking and a timeline, when events happened and not whether the different classes actually ever heard about them. As a middle age person who grew up during the Cold War, yes, it's shocking to me to think that the Soviet Union (I still have the urge to say USSR rather than Russia) collapsed so long ago that it was before these college students were born. And the Challenger explosion doesn't really seem that long ago to me either (I was out of college a few years by then).
Bucking Trend Among Celebs, Chris Klein Elects to Stay IN Rehab {PopEater}
Jul 30th 2010 4:09AM He's only staying for the mandatory daily orifice searches.
Teenage Sailor Abby Sunderland Feared Lost at Sea {Fanhouse Main}
Jun 11th 2010 12:38AM I'm sure her parents feel so happy with their decision now to let their 16 year old, barely old enough to drive a car, sail around the friggin' world in a boat by herself. Oh, but think of the bragging they could have done down at the Yacht Club had she made it, "What has YOUR daughter done? MINE sailed around the world by herself! Hey Waiter, where's my damn martini???"
What Is America's Dirtiest City? {AOL Travel News}
Jun 7th 2010 11:44PM No Bill, you were actually in Oakland which is across the bay from SF. We just told you that was SF because, well frankly, you smell bad. Sorry they woke you up with the steam cleaning, next time try a different alley to sleep in?
Video: Dateline describes Detroit as Sarajevo from the air {Autoblog}
Apr 23rd 2010 5:06PM This reminds me of a Sam Kinison routine where he talked about the starving people in the African deserts, "See here on the ground? It's SAND! NOTHING GROWS IN SAND!!! WHY DON'T YOU MOVE???"
Likewise Detroit is and ALWAYS has been a CESSPOOL! So MOVE and QUIT WHINING!!! YOU KNEW DETROIT WAS A TRASH PIT GHETTO WHEN YOU MOVED THERE (OR WHEN YOU GREW UP THERE)!!!
And can I NOW talk to those folks in New Orleans about Hurricane Katrina? YOU KNEW you lived in a city that is UNDER SEA LEVEL! Every time a hurricane started getting close THEY TOLD YOU TO LEAVE! Why didn't you demand the levies get fixed BEFORE you got hit by a hurricane??? IT WAS ONLY A CATEGORY III HURRICANE, IT WASN'T GEORGE BUSHES' FAULT OR GLOBAL WARMING OR ANYTHING ELSE, YOU LIVE UNDER WATER!!!
To Pray or Play, That Is Not a Question {Fanhouse Main}
Apr 19th 2010 4:19PM There's no Sabbath in Rugby!!! Next thing you know they'll be refusing to sing "Smegma" (if you don't understand, you don't understand Rugby!!!)
Emergency-room docs offer inside scoop: How to get treated faster, better {Daily Finance}
Nov 30th 2009 9:03AM I don't care who you are, that's funny right there!!!
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