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Funny signs from around the world {Gadling}

Sep 27th 2011 8:16AM The humor in ""Children at play -- Hunting with shotgun only"" would be totally lost on a redneck. They would likely tell you they have kids running around playing all the time while they're firing their guns...... so what!

How to Navigate Washington, D.C. Without Going Nuts {Gadling}

Jul 16th 2011 7:31PM My neighbor travels the World on business and he has visited every major city in the entire World. When I asked him what's his favorite mass transit system or subway system, he told me: ""Probably the Washington DC Metro. It's very clean, efficient and comfortable.""

Is 'Idol' Thinking About Life Without Jennifer Lopez? {PopEater}

Jun 30th 2011 7:26AM Is anyone else out there bored out of their minds by today's club-dance, trance, autotuned hip-hop garbage? Everyone is trying to be a Beyonce clone, a Miriah Carey clone or a Rianaha clone. Fun stuff to dance to...... but boring as hell to try to listen to. A catchy melody means absolutely nothing today. as long as it has a pounding club dance beat. Yawn........

Bristol Palin Reveals She Lost Virginity While Drunk {PopEater}

Jun 20th 2011 6:33AM Funny how girls are always attracted to ""aggressive, fun, wild and funny"" guys........ then they get so angry when the guy decides to get all ""aggressive, fun, wild and funny"" on them.

Mildred Baena on Love Child: 'It Wasn't Arnie's Fault, It Takes Two' {PopEater}

Jun 15th 2011 9:50AM ""But Baena, 50, didn't always know that her son, Joseph, belonged to 'The Terminator'.""

Makes you wonder how many guys she was getting it on with?

Starbucks Jumps Burger King & Wendy's To Become No. 3 U.S. Restaurant Chain {Slashfood}

Apr 28th 2011 12:50PM When you have millions of idiotic crazy nuts forking out $6 for a
""gigantico-grande, expressocuha-machionata, triple-vente, latte-nommondco""
coffee........ of course you are going to become the #3 money
generating food establishment!!!! Why am I shaking my head???

Boy Genius, 12, Has Higher IQ Than Einstein, Developing His Own Theory of Relativity {ParentDish}

Mar 30th 2011 10:14AM Gregg --
What do you consider "real life"? I hope it goes beyond animals just eating and having sex.

Overweight Moms, Children Think They're Thinner Than They Really Are, Study Shows {ParentDish}

Mar 24th 2011 2:12PM Besides us American's being physically fat...... there seems to be a sharp increase in Americans being "attitude fat" ego-wise too. America seems to be a much more cocky culture today and perhaps that has something to do with our general lack of concern about our appearance.

Lady Gaga Hatches From Egg and Into Controversy Onstage at 2011 Grammy Awards {AOL Music Blog}

Feb 14th 2011 6:26AM That was a great ""Madonna Tribute" Gaga did last night.... LOL!!!

Lady Gaga Hatches From Egg and Into Controversy Onstage at 2011 Grammy Awards {AOL Music Blog}

Feb 14th 2011 6:24AM While watching Gaga's performance last night, my wife and I looked at each other and said: ""This is EXACTLY like going back to 1987 and watching Madonna all over again"". It looked just about identical and it sounded just about identical.