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Flo Rida Busted for DUI in $1.7 Million Ride {PopEater}

Jun 9th 2011 4:36PM The names aren't the big deal, it's the "music" that sucks. Ninety-eight percent of rap is repetitive horsesh... Half of them can't even speak in tune, and the lyrics in most of it is about getting loaded, shiny jewelry, banging girls they have no respect for, and hating anything decent.

Worst Movies of 2010: The 15 That Hurt the Most {Moviefone Blog}

Dec 31st 2010 1:52AM "Chipmunks the Squeakquel" is the worst movie EVER! "Inception" was tedious, thirty minutes too long with its pretentious, overly explained, yet ambiguous dialogue, and a dream chase scene ridiculous in length and absurd with inexplicable nonsense. "The Town" had potential, but too bad the stiffest one dimensional actor of this era was in it. Ben Affleck keeps getting important roles he can't pull off. His emotional range is pathetic and we are supposed to buy him as deep and profound. Somebody please cast him and Nicolas Cage together. They could play off each others' insipid dullness and make us all want to dig our eyeballs out with a hot spoon.

'Taxi' Actress Marilu Henner Has Super-Rare Autobiographical Memory Ability {PopEater}

Dec 20th 2010 2:47PM I can remember conversations I had, the specific words and where they were held and who I was talking to, from around four-years-old and up to now. I can remember specific scenes with people and what we were wearing and the time of year from decades ago. I can't remember what I had for dinner last night. I can't remember if I took my vitamins this morning. I'm pretty sure I fed the cat a few hours ago.

'Whatever' Crowned Most Annoying Word for Two Years Running {Lemondrop}

Dec 17th 2010 3:55PM I like them new Corvettes. I seen one yesterday that was really cool.

I seen her at the liberry. Tole' her, bitch I ain't got no time to talk.

You shoulda heard me, foo'. I was like no way, ain't gonna happen, uh uh, all up in my business and sh.. Listen, foo', at the end of the day, it's her word, and I'm like whatever. I'm poda see her tomorrow but I seen her today, ya know what I mean?

'Whatever' Crowned Most Annoying Word for Two Years Running {Lemondrop}

Dec 16th 2010 7:28PM How about "poda" instead of supposed to? Gonna is lazy as hell, but do we have to add poda? Ya gonna do what yer poda do?

'Whatever' Crowned Most Annoying Word for Two Years Running {Lemondrop}

Dec 16th 2010 7:08PM I work with a very nice woman who can't say library correctly. She says "libary" and it drives me nuts. I want to correct her but I don't want to hurt her feelings. We work with kids and we go to the "libary" often.

Double negatives make me want to dig my eyeballs out with a hot spoon. "I'm tellin' ya, foo', it was hilarious!" "No, foo, it ain't like that, no way." Nobody has any respect for anybody anymore! Everybody is a bitch, or a foo', or dismissed with a whatever. Our incredible language will someday be nothing but grunts and idiotic bastardizations of long-established words. Pig Latin will sound like Shakespeare compared to where English is headed. Let's Twitter and Face down to the lowest common denominator. It's too hard to do the writing and talking thing the way they were painstakingly thought out to be implemented. Know what I mean?

'Whatever' Crowned Most Annoying Word for Two Years Running {Lemondrop}

Dec 16th 2010 10:20AM "It is what it is" annoys me more than any other phrase. Very few things have no options. It's a defeatist's dream phrase, and a lazy copout. I was recently reprimanded at work for a no-call no-show. It was an understandable and honest mistake as to why I wasn't on shift. I got called on the carpet and told one more time (it's my first ever in two-plus years at this job) and I'm fired. The boss said he was sorry, but it's policy and "It is what it is." I wanted to scream, "I hate that phrase! It's the most defeatist phrase ever! You have leeway here! You could open your mind, step out of your policy box, and listen to me and realize it was an honest mistake! There are recourses here!" Those five words are for lazy asses and the uninspired so they can lay down and quit.

I also hate repeated likes and, "You understand what I'm saying?" Depending upon my mood, I sometimes say, "Uh, no. Please repeat it all for this cognizably-challenged moron."

10 Careers Mostly Likely to Make You Depressed {AOL Jobs}

Dec 13th 2010 2:26PM I work in a residential setting for at-risk teens. They are everything from sex offenders (many incestuous) and drug addicts, to assault perpetrators. Some are all of the above. Many have been physically and mentally abused. Some literally have nowhere else to live because their home environments are horrible. As a youth coach, I try to redirect, stabilize, and nurture positive behaviors. Most of them are not appreciative, to say the least, and a lot of them are simply despicable human beings with few, if any, redeeming qualities. Along with my colleagues, I'm admired and reviled, tested, depended upon, used then crapped on, the recipient of invalid complaints aimed at ridding them of my presence, physically attacked, and treated like dirt by the nonprofit I work for. I see disgusting sexual behaviors and I'm fought at every juncture when it comes to programming and being successful enough to move on. I'm paid peanuts. I carry the job home with me and even into my off days. In two-plus years, I would say out of dozens of youth, I've positively impacted maybe 6-10 of them and hear they are being successful in "the outs." This is what keeps me at the job. Nobody promised me an Eden-like existence in my time on this planet, and my reward is feeling like I'm at least trying to do doing something to change the complexion of our current society. Personally, I think it's a festering dung heap getting overrun by self-indulgent, narcissistic, entitled, nihilistic, greedy jerks. Cynical? For sure. Defeated? Don't think so. Hopeful? It's the only thing that will keep me sane.

Willie Nelson, 77, Arrested for Pot Again {Spinner}

Nov 27th 2010 1:16AM Alcohol is legal and kills thousands every year in car wrecks. It destroys your liver, turns some into raging a-holes, others into irritating simps, retards the brain development of teens, destroys brain cells at a rapid clip in all ages, costs billions in medical outlay, and is all-in-all a poison. It's legal. How many traffic deaths are attributable to pot? How many pot smokers rage out and kill or maim somebody, or beat their wives and kids? Up until 15 years ago I was an alcoholic. I understand its allure, and I don't sermonize to anybody about it because I understand its insidious nature. I used to smoke pot when I was a lot younger, and did a lot of other drugs. Wasn't really my bag though, booze being my drug of choice. But I can say pot didn't adversely affect me mentally or physically the way booze did. A lot of people like the stuff, as a lot of people love their liquor. Having spirits legal and the herb not, is just plain idiocy.

Dogs Are More Clever Than Cats, Study Says {Pawnation OLD}

Nov 23rd 2010 7:33PM My cat Willy knows my leg isn't going to give him any lovin'. He not only doesn't lick his poo hole, he buries his poo. He sits on his haunches next to my chair while I write, and lays next to me on the couch and follows TV programs that have animals in them. Willy follows me and comes to me when I call him. He lounges next to my lounge chair when I have a smoke in the back yard, calmly savoring the day. Best of all, he doesn't freak out and get depressed if I leave him for 3-4 days, as long as his water and kibbles bowls are full and he can go in and out the pet door whenever he pleases. He's 10-years-old and has never been in a fight that I know of, no frayed ears or vet visits. He doesn't drool or stink like dirty leather or have bad breath. I do like dogs, they are cool, but I wish I could find a woman as chill as Willy, only a little less hairy and without claws.