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<generator>Blogsmith http://www.blogsmith.com/</generator><item><title>The Great Asylum Round Up: Mexican Wrestlers &amp; the Batmobile</title><link>http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/09/the-great-asylum-round-up-mexican-wrestlers-and-the-batmobile/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/09/the-great-asylum-round-up-mexican-wrestlers-and-the-batmobile/</guid><comments>http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/09/the-great-asylum-round-up-mexican-wrestlers-and-the-batmobile/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[ Video of the Week: So what if it turned out to be a Levi's commercial? Guys backflipping into their pants is amazing.Sex: Asylum investigates women who like porn.Women: Zooey Deschanel has stolen our geeky, indie-music-loving hearts. Weird: Condoms... <a href="http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/09/the-great-asylum-round-up-mexican-wrestlers-and-the-batmobile/">Read more</a><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/09/the-great-asylum-round-up-mexican-wrestlers-and-the-batmobile/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/forward/1191229/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.technorati.com/cosmos/search.html?rank=&amp;fc=1&amp;url=http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/09/the-great-asylum-round-up-mexican-wrestlers-and-the-batmobile/" title="Linking Blogs">Linking&nbsp;Blogs</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/09/the-great-asylum-round-up-mexican-wrestlers-and-the-batmobile/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><dc:creator>Brian Childs</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-05-09T18:30:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>A New Video Game May Help Cure Diseases</title><link>http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/09/worlds-oldest-gorilla-in-capitivity-turns-55/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/09/worlds-oldest-gorilla-in-capitivity-turns-55/</guid><comments>http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/09/worlds-oldest-gorilla-in-capitivity-turns-55/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/health/" rel="tag">Health</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/games/" rel="tag">Games</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/happy-hour-hero/" rel="tag">Happy Hour Hero</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/news/" rel="tag">News</a></p> (Our happy hour fact to amaze your drinking buddies with.)
A new interactive game called Foldit may help doctors unlock biological mysteries ranging from Alzheimer's disease to vaccines.Foldit allows players to feel like they're playing a regular... <a href="http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/09/worlds-oldest-gorilla-in-capitivity-turns-55/">Read more</a><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/09/worlds-oldest-gorilla-in-capitivity-turns-55/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/forward/1191554/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.technorati.com/cosmos/search.html?rank=&amp;fc=1&amp;url=http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/09/worlds-oldest-gorilla-in-capitivity-turns-55/" title="Linking Blogs">Linking&nbsp;Blogs</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/09/worlds-oldest-gorilla-in-capitivity-turns-55/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><dc:creator>Anthony Layser</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-05-09T18:20:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Fix Anything with 1,470 Tools</title><link>http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/09/fix-anything-with-1-470-tools/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/09/fix-anything-with-1-470-tools/</guid><comments>http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/09/fix-anything-with-1-470-tools/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/Gear/" rel="tag">Gear</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/the-sack-pack/" rel="tag">The Sack Pack</a></p> How many tools do you really need for your backyard projects? How about 1,470?With that many tools, you could start your own country! And now they're on sale for only $8,600 -- pocket change.Uncrate has the whole story, plus a breakdown of this... <a href="http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/09/fix-anything-with-1-470-tools/">Read more</a><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/09/fix-anything-with-1-470-tools/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/forward/1190400/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.technorati.com/cosmos/search.html?rank=&amp;fc=1&amp;url=http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/09/fix-anything-with-1-470-tools/" title="Linking Blogs">Linking&nbsp;Blogs</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/09/fix-anything-with-1-470-tools/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><dc:creator>Brian Childs</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-05-09T17:00:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Sale Time: Paul Smith Flat Card Case</title><link>http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/09/sale-time-paul-smith-flat-card-case/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/09/sale-time-paul-smith-flat-card-case/</guid><comments>http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/09/sale-time-paul-smith-flat-card-case/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/style/" rel="tag">Style</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/sale-time/" rel="tag">Sale Time</a></p> Designer Paul Smith creates clothing and accessories with the sort of unexpected details that make otherwise boring menswear pieces exciting. A case in point is Paul Smith's flat card case, which performs the dullsville function of housing your... <a href="http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/09/sale-time-paul-smith-flat-card-case/">Read more</a><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href=http://www.neimanmarcus.com/store/catalog/prod.jhtml?itemId=prod42360076&amp;parentId=cat4550759&amp;masterId=cat6000734&amp;index=13&amp;cmCat=cat000000cat980731cat6000734cat4550759>Read</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/09/sale-time-paul-smith-flat-card-case/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/forward/1187803/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.technorati.com/cosmos/search.html?rank=&amp;fc=1&amp;url=http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/09/sale-time-paul-smith-flat-card-case/" title="Linking Blogs">Linking&nbsp;Blogs</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/09/sale-time-paul-smith-flat-card-case/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>accessories</category><category>Paul Smith</category><category>PaulSmith</category><category>sale</category><dc:creator>Anne Metz</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-05-09T16:00:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>The Most Bizarre Bacon Products Ever?</title><link>http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/09/the-most-bizarre-bacon-products-ever/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/09/the-most-bizarre-bacon-products-ever/</guid><comments>http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/09/the-most-bizarre-bacon-products-ever/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/food/" rel="tag">Food</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/gotta-have-it/" rel="tag">Gotta Have It</a></p> When we came across a recipe for a bacon-infused Old Fashioned on New York magazine's website, we knew that the era of back fat was once again upon us. The drink featured bacon fat, bourbon and maple syrup -- more evidence that hog meat can no longer... <a href="http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/09/the-most-bizarre-bacon-products-ever/">Read more</a><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/09/the-most-bizarre-bacon-products-ever/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/forward/1187776/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.technorati.com/cosmos/search.html?rank=&amp;fc=1&amp;url=http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/09/the-most-bizarre-bacon-products-ever/" title="Linking Blogs">Linking&nbsp;Blogs</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/09/the-most-bizarre-bacon-products-ever/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><dc:creator>Jeremy Taylor</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-05-09T15:15:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>500 GB Drive for $80? Get 'Em While They Last</title><link>http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/09/500-gb-drive-for-80-get-em-while-they-last/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/09/500-gb-drive-for-80-get-em-while-they-last/</guid><comments>http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/09/500-gb-drive-for-80-get-em-while-they-last/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/Gear/" rel="tag">Gear</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/sale-time/" rel="tag">Sale Time</a></p> On May 9 only, you can get a 500 GB USB external hard drive for $80 (shipped). Requires a mail-in rebate. The Cavalry external HD, which uses USB 2.0, will work on both Macs and PCs, and runs at a quick 7200 RPM. It's stackable: Buy two and you'll... <a href="http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/09/500-gb-drive-for-80-get-em-while-they-last/">Read more</a><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/09/500-gb-drive-for-80-get-em-while-they-last/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/forward/1191088/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.technorati.com/cosmos/search.html?rank=&amp;fc=1&amp;url=http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/09/500-gb-drive-for-80-get-em-while-they-last/" title="Linking Blogs">Linking&nbsp;Blogs</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/09/500-gb-drive-for-80-get-em-while-they-last/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><dc:creator>G. Xavier Robillard</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-05-09T14:00:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>RoboWars: Kill! Crush! Destroy!</title><link>http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/09/robowars-behind-the-scenes/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/09/robowars-behind-the-scenes/</guid><comments>http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/09/robowars-behind-the-scenes/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/video/" rel="tag">Video</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/weird/" rel="tag">Weird</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/vid-of-the-moment/" rel="tag">Vid of the Moment</a></p>We've always been a bit fascinated by the cult of folks who build battling robots. Turns out Xeni Jardin is even more intrigued than we are by robot jousts and mini-battleship makers. Who knew? (via BoingBoing) ... <a href="http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/09/robowars-behind-the-scenes/">Read more</a><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/09/robowars-behind-the-scenes/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/forward/1191081/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.technorati.com/cosmos/search.html?rank=&amp;fc=1&amp;url=http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/09/robowars-behind-the-scenes/" title="Linking Blogs">Linking&nbsp;Blogs</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/09/robowars-behind-the-scenes/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>battleships</category><category>robots</category><category>robowars</category><dc:creator>Tom Radler</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-05-09T13:00:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Liv Tyler Single Again; Has Kardashian's Junk Shrunk?</title><link>http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/09/l/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/09/l/</guid><comments>http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/09/l/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/entertainment/" rel="tag">Entertainment</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/celebrity/" rel="tag">Celebrity</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/cheat-sheet/" rel="tag">Cheat Sheet</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/news/" rel="tag">News</a></p> (Our round-up of celeb gossip so you can keep up with your girlfriend.)Liv Tyler is back on the market. (WWTDD)Did Kim Kardashian get rear reduction? NSFW (Derober)Dave Attell will revive "Gong Show" for Comedy Central. (Variety)A look at the cast of... <a href="http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/09/l/">Read more</a><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/09/l/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/forward/1191099/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.technorati.com/cosmos/search.html?rank=&amp;fc=1&amp;url=http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/09/l/" title="Linking Blogs">Linking&nbsp;Blogs</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/09/l/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><dc:creator>Anthony Layser</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-05-09T12:00:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Man Uses Steak Knife to Perform Tracheotomy -- On Himself</title><link>http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/09/man-uses-steak-knife-to-perform-tracheotomy-on-himself/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/09/man-uses-steak-knife-to-perform-tracheotomy-on-himself/</guid><comments>http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/09/man-uses-steak-knife-to-perform-tracheotomy-on-himself/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/weird/" rel="tag">Weird</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/mantastic/" rel="tag">Mantastic</a></p> There are times when we feel like we could do amazing things on the spur of the moment, like reversing the earth's rotation to save Lois Lane's life. But we're not sure even we would have the cojones to plunge a steak knife into our own throats in... <a href="http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/09/man-uses-steak-knife-to-perform-tracheotomy-on-himself/">Read more</a><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/09/man-uses-steak-knife-to-perform-tracheotomy-on-himself/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/forward/1191065/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.technorati.com/cosmos/search.html?rank=&amp;fc=1&amp;url=http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/09/man-uses-steak-knife-to-perform-tracheotomy-on-himself/" title="Linking Blogs">Linking&nbsp;Blogs</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/09/man-uses-steak-knife-to-perform-tracheotomy-on-himself/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>knife</category><category>tracheotomy</category><dc:creator>Tom Radler</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-05-09T11:00:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Masterclash: 75 San Diego State Students vs. A Black Bear</title><link>http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/09/masterclash-75-san-diego-state-students-vs-a-black-bear/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/09/masterclash-75-san-diego-state-students-vs-a-black-bear/</guid><comments>http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/09/masterclash-75-san-diego-state-students-vs-a-black-bear/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/humor/" rel="tag">Humor</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/highbrow/" rel="tag">Highbrow</a></p> If you're a news reader or recreational drug user, you've heard about the 75 San Diego State University students who were just arrested in a giant sting that involved pot, cocaine and ecstasy. Now, instead of attending keggers at the frat house,... <a href="http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/09/masterclash-75-san-diego-state-students-vs-a-black-bear/">Read more</a><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/09/masterclash-75-san-diego-state-students-vs-a-black-bear/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/forward/1190584/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.technorati.com/cosmos/search.html?rank=&amp;fc=1&amp;url=http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/09/masterclash-75-san-diego-state-students-vs-a-black-bear/" title="Linking Blogs">Linking&nbsp;Blogs</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/09/masterclash-75-san-diego-state-students-vs-a-black-bear/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><dc:creator>Brian Childs</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-05-09T09:00:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Elderly and Demented Won't Be Treated in a Pandemic</title><link>http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/08/doctors-outline-who-will-get-treated-during-pandemic/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/08/doctors-outline-who-will-get-treated-during-pandemic/</guid><comments>http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/08/doctors-outline-who-will-get-treated-during-pandemic/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/health/" rel="tag">Health</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/happy-hour-hero/" rel="tag">Happy Hour Hero</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/news/" rel="tag">News</a></p> (Our happy hour fact to amaze your drinking buddies with.)A group of high-ranking physicians from the Department of Homeland Security and the Centers for Disease Control have outlined which patients should not be treated in a pandemic. The elderly,... <a href="http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/08/doctors-outline-who-will-get-treated-during-pandemic/">Read more</a><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/08/doctors-outline-who-will-get-treated-during-pandemic/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/forward/1190371/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.technorati.com/cosmos/search.html?rank=&amp;fc=1&amp;url=http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/08/doctors-outline-who-will-get-treated-during-pandemic/" title="Linking Blogs">Linking&nbsp;Blogs</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/08/doctors-outline-who-will-get-treated-during-pandemic/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><dc:creator>Anthony Layser</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-05-08T18:15:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Cuban Man Attempts to Make the World's Longest Cigar</title><link>http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/08/cuban-man-attempts-to-make-the-worlds-longest-cigar/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/08/cuban-man-attempts-to-make-the-worlds-longest-cigar/</guid><comments>http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/08/cuban-man-attempts-to-make-the-worlds-longest-cigar/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/weird/" rel="tag">Weird</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/news/" rel="tag">News</a></p> Jose Castelar, the champion cigar-roller in Cuba, rolled a 98-foot-long stogie the other day in a bid to break the world record. The 64-year-old was joined by five assistants as he used almost 93 pounds of high-quality tobacco to assemble the massive... <a href="http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/08/cuban-man-attempts-to-make-the-worlds-longest-cigar/">Read more</a><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/08/cuban-man-attempts-to-make-the-worlds-longest-cigar/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/forward/1189934/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.technorati.com/cosmos/search.html?rank=&amp;fc=1&amp;url=http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/08/cuban-man-attempts-to-make-the-worlds-longest-cigar/" title="Linking Blogs">Linking&nbsp;Blogs</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/08/cuban-man-attempts-to-make-the-worlds-longest-cigar/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>cuba</category><category>longest cigar</category><category>LongestCigar</category><dc:creator>Tom Radler</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-05-08T16:30:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Indiana Jones and the Questionable Fedora</title><link>http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/08/dress-like-indy-for-under-60/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/08/dress-like-indy-for-under-60/</guid><comments>http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/08/dress-like-indy-for-under-60/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/Gear/" rel="tag">Gear</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/style/" rel="tag">Style</a></p>  At the Indiana Jones Shop, you can celebrate the newest movie with an authentic wool fedora. ($42)We just have to tell you one little thing: You don't look good in a fedora. How do we know? Because you are alive now and reading this. There are only... <a href="http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/08/dress-like-indy-for-under-60/">Read more</a><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/08/dress-like-indy-for-under-60/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/forward/1189901/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.technorati.com/cosmos/search.html?rank=&amp;fc=1&amp;url=http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/08/dress-like-indy-for-under-60/" title="Linking Blogs">Linking&nbsp;Blogs</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/08/dress-like-indy-for-under-60/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><dc:creator>G. Xavier Robillard</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-05-08T16:00:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Has the Bank Foreclosed? Time to Trash the House</title><link>http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/08/has-the-bank-foreclosed-time-to-trash-the-house/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/08/has-the-bank-foreclosed-time-to-trash-the-house/</guid><comments>http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/08/has-the-bank-foreclosed-time-to-trash-the-house/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/business/" rel="tag">Business</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/oh-you-badass/" rel="tag">Oh, You Badass</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/news/" rel="tag">News</a></p> You've probably heard about a little thing known as the subprime mortgage crisis. Well, it turns out it's not all statistics and sad-faced newscasters: When banks foreclose and take people's homes, homeowners are pissed.Case in point: After neighbors... <a href="http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/08/has-the-bank-foreclosed-time-to-trash-the-house/">Read more</a><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/08/has-the-bank-foreclosed-time-to-trash-the-house/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/forward/1190026/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.technorati.com/cosmos/search.html?rank=&amp;fc=1&amp;url=http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/08/has-the-bank-foreclosed-time-to-trash-the-house/" title="Linking Blogs">Linking&nbsp;Blogs</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/08/has-the-bank-foreclosed-time-to-trash-the-house/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>foreclosure</category><category>trashed</category><dc:creator>Tom Radler</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-05-08T15:00:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Condoms Sing and Dance in the Streets of India</title><link>http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/08/condoms-sing-and-dance-in-the-streets-of-india/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/08/condoms-sing-and-dance-in-the-streets-of-india/</guid><comments>http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/08/condoms-sing-and-dance-in-the-streets-of-india/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/sex/" rel="tag">Sex</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/video/" rel="tag">Video</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/weird/" rel="tag">Weird</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/vid-of-the-moment/" rel="tag">Vid of the Moment</a></p>India is generally pretty conservative when it comes to making the two-backed beast, so it can be hard to get the point across in a condom ad. But this pitch, for Nirodh brand, is almost as titillating as sex itself. ... <a href="http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/08/condoms-sing-and-dance-in-the-streets-of-india/">Read more</a><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/08/condoms-sing-and-dance-in-the-streets-of-india/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/forward/1189960/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.technorati.com/cosmos/search.html?rank=&amp;fc=1&amp;url=http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/08/condoms-sing-and-dance-in-the-streets-of-india/" title="Linking Blogs">Linking&nbsp;Blogs</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/08/condoms-sing-and-dance-in-the-streets-of-india/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>advertisement</category><category>condom</category><category>india</category><dc:creator>Tom Radler</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-05-08T13:00:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Snoop Dogg Remixes 'One Life'; Amy Winehouse Arrested</title><link>http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/08/snoop-dogg-remixes-one-life-amy-winehouse-arrested/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/08/snoop-dogg-remixes-one-life-amy-winehouse-arrested/</guid><comments>http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/08/snoop-dogg-remixes-one-life-amy-winehouse-arrested/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/entertainment/" rel="tag">Entertainment</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/celebrity/" rel="tag">Celebrity</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/cheat-sheet/" rel="tag">Cheat Sheet</a></p> (Our round-up of celeb gossip so you can keep up with your girlfriend.)Snoop Dogg's take on the "One Life to Live" theme song. (EW)Amy Winehouse arrested again. (The Blemish)Al Sharpton also arrested again. (TMZ)Eva Mendes is retro-topless in Italian... <a href="http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/08/snoop-dogg-remixes-one-life-amy-winehouse-arrested/">Read more</a><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/08/snoop-dogg-remixes-one-life-amy-winehouse-arrested/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/forward/1189987/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.technorati.com/cosmos/search.html?rank=&amp;fc=1&amp;url=http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/08/snoop-dogg-remixes-one-life-amy-winehouse-arrested/" title="Linking Blogs">Linking&nbsp;Blogs</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/08/snoop-dogg-remixes-one-life-amy-winehouse-arrested/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><dc:creator>Brian Childs</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-05-08T12:00:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Women Who Love Porn: An Asylum Investigation</title><link>http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/08/women-who-love-porn-an-asylum-after-dark-special/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/08/women-who-love-porn-an-asylum-after-dark-special/</guid><comments>http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/08/women-who-love-porn-an-asylum-after-dark-special/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/sex/" rel="tag">Sex</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/women/" rel="tag">Women</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/below-the-belt/" rel="tag">Below the Belt</a></p> When you think of the women who attend adult movie conventions, you probably picture porn stars. But there are plenty of non-professional ladies who appreciate a "four-legged flesh session" captured on camera.In an effort to continue the work of... <a href="http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/08/women-who-love-porn-an-asylum-after-dark-special/">Read more</a><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/08/women-who-love-porn-an-asylum-after-dark-special/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/forward/1174445/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.technorati.com/cosmos/search.html?rank=&amp;fc=1&amp;url=http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/08/women-who-love-porn-an-asylum-after-dark-special/" title="Linking Blogs">Linking&nbsp;Blogs</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/08/women-who-love-porn-an-asylum-after-dark-special/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><dc:creator>Asylum Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-05-08T11:00:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Putting on Pants Now Better Than Taking Them off</title><link>http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/08/putting-on-pants-now-better-than-taking-them-off/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/08/putting-on-pants-now-better-than-taking-them-off/</guid><comments>http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/08/putting-on-pants-now-better-than-taking-them-off/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/video/" rel="tag">Video</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/style/" rel="tag">Style</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/vid-of-the-moment/" rel="tag">Vid of the Moment</a></p> Whoever said we all put our pants on one leg at a time obviously hasn't met these dudes. Watch them spice up the lame routine of "getting dressed" with crazy-sweet back flips and pogo-stick dismounts.... <a href="http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/08/putting-on-pants-now-better-than-taking-them-off/">Read more</a><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/08/putting-on-pants-now-better-than-taking-them-off/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/forward/1188965/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.technorati.com/cosmos/search.html?rank=&amp;fc=1&amp;url=http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/08/putting-on-pants-now-better-than-taking-them-off/" title="Linking Blogs">Linking&nbsp;Blogs</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/08/putting-on-pants-now-better-than-taking-them-off/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><dc:creator>Emily McCombs</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-05-08T09:00:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>How Your Brain Makes You Hungry (When You Aren't)</title><link>http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/07/belly-warps-brain-not-just-waistband/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/07/belly-warps-brain-not-just-waistband/</guid><comments>http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/07/belly-warps-brain-not-just-waistband/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/food/" rel="tag">Food</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/health/" rel="tag">Health</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/happy-hour-hero/" rel="tag">Happy Hour Hero</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/news/" rel="tag">News</a></p> (Our happy hour fact to amaze your drinking buddies with.)A hormone called ghrelin produced in the stomach causes the brain to perceive certain foods as visually appealing, leading to an increase in hunger. According to researchers, your brain... <a href="http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/07/belly-warps-brain-not-just-waistband/">Read more</a><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/07/belly-warps-brain-not-just-waistband/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/forward/1189354/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.technorati.com/cosmos/search.html?rank=&amp;fc=1&amp;url=http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/07/belly-warps-brain-not-just-waistband/" title="Linking Blogs">Linking&nbsp;Blogs</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/07/belly-warps-brain-not-just-waistband/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><dc:creator>Anthony Layser</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-05-07T18:30:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Lessons in Love from Master Comedians</title><link>http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/07/things-ive-learned-from-women-who-dumped-me/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/07/things-ive-learned-from-women-who-dumped-me/</guid><comments>http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/07/things-ive-learned-from-women-who-dumped-me/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/dating-love/" rel="tag">Dating/Love</a>, <a href="http://www.asylum.com/category/women/" rel="tag">Women</a></p> Every now and then a book comes along that makes you laugh out loud so much that you question whether to read it in public.This is one of those books.Of course, it should come as no surprise, since "Things I've Learned From Women Who've Dumped Me"... <a href="http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/07/things-ive-learned-from-women-who-dumped-me/">Read more</a><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/07/things-ive-learned-from-women-who-dumped-me/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/forward/1187118/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.technorati.com/cosmos/search.html?rank=&amp;fc=1&amp;url=http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/07/things-ive-learned-from-women-who-dumped-me/" title="Linking Blogs">Linking&nbsp;Blogs</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/07/things-ive-learned-from-women-who-dumped-me/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><dc:creator>Brian Childs</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-05-07T18:00:00+00:00</dc:date></item></channel></rss>