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Sex: Seven studies that can help you score. Women: The 13 greatest PG-13 nude scenes. Video: Air-sex championships take dry humping to the next level. Mustache: Mustache intolerance rears its ugly head. Weird: When reporters attack, Las Vegas ... Read more

 

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]]>Brian Childs2009-07-03T18:00:00+00:00Steal John Dillinger's Dapper Depression-Era Gangster Stylehttp://www.asylum.com/2009/07/03/steal-john-dillingers-dapper-depression-era-gangster-style/http://www.asylum.com/2009/07/03/steal-john-dillingers-dapper-depression-era-gangster-style/http://www.asylum.com/2009/07/03/steal-john-dillingers-dapper-depression-era-gangster-style/#commentsFiled under: ,


If Johnny Depp chooses to play you in a biopic, you pretty much have a cult-figure certificate of cool. The actor has selected roles that complement his own formidable mystique, like idiosyncratic director Ed Wood, gonzo journalist Hunter S. ... Read more

 

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]]>fashionjohn dillingerJohnDillingerjohnny deppJohnnyDepppublic enemiesPublicEnemiesMatt Glazebrook2009-07-03T14:00:00+00:00The History of Fireworks in 60 Secondshttp://www.asylum.com/2009/07/03/the-history-of-fireworks-in-60-seconds/http://www.asylum.com/2009/07/03/the-history-of-fireworks-in-60-seconds/http://www.asylum.com/2009/07/03/the-history-of-fireworks-in-60-seconds/#commentsFiled under: , ,


Fireworks bring so much joy to so many men, and we're not just talking about guys who appropriate the butt crack as a bottle-rocket-launching area. So with the greatest fireworks holiday almost upon us, we contacted Asylum animator and amateur ... Read more

 

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]]>asylum gets animatedAsylumGetsAnimatedfireworkshistoryRyan McKee2009-07-03T13:00:00+00:00Stars and Stripes Bikinis Indicate God Has Blessed Americahttp://www.asylum.com/2009/07/03/stars-and-stripes-bikinis-indicate-god-has-blessed-america/http://www.asylum.com/2009/07/03/stars-and-stripes-bikinis-indicate-god-has-blessed-america/http://www.asylum.com/2009/07/03/stars-and-stripes-bikinis-indicate-god-has-blessed-america/#commentsFiled under: ,


There will be so many ways for guys to show their patriotism this weekend, from stuffing themselves with hot dogs to lighting small explosive devices. But we've recently heard women ask, "What can I do to prove that I am fully supportive of freedom ... Read more

 

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]]>bikinibikini girlBikiniGirlbikinisfourth of julyFourthOfJulyjuly 4July4stars and stripesStarsAndStripesAsylum Staff2009-07-03T10:00:00+00:00Man Hospitalized After Nail Clipper Circumcisionhttp://www.asylum.com/2009/07/03/man-hospitalized-after-nail-clipper-circumcision/http://www.asylum.com/2009/07/03/man-hospitalized-after-nail-clipper-circumcision/http://www.asylum.com/2009/07/03/man-hospitalized-after-nail-clipper-circumcision/#commentsFiled under: ,


Breaking the cardinal rule about keeping sharp objects away from your junk, an unnamed British man was rushed to the hospital after attempting to perform his own do-it-yourself circumcision with a pair of nail clippers. Doctors cleansed and ... Read more

 

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]]>circumcisioninjuriesnsfwNick Prueher2009-07-03T09:00:00+00:00Twirl and Hurl & 4-Year-Old vs. Carhttp://www.asylum.com/2009/07/02/twirl-and-hurl-and-4-year-old-vs-car/http://www.asylum.com/2009/07/02/twirl-and-hurl-and-4-year-old-vs-car/http://www.asylum.com/2009/07/02/twirl-and-hurl-and-4-year-old-vs-car/#commentsFiled under:


Twirl and Hurl 2 Play it, but don't throw up. Again. (Adult Swim) Hottest PETA Videos. (Uncoached) 5 Corporate Promotions That Ended in Disaster. (Cracked) White Trash Weddings. (Holy Taco) X-Men Universe Relationship Map. (Bam! Kapow!) 4-Year-Old ... Read more

 

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]]>Brian Childs2009-07-02T18:00:00+00:00Are Dolphins Preparing a July 4th Terror Shock?http://www.asylum.com/2009/07/02/are-dolphins-preparing-a-july-4th-terror-shock/http://www.asylum.com/2009/07/02/are-dolphins-preparing-a-july-4th-terror-shock/http://www.asylum.com/2009/07/02/are-dolphins-preparing-a-july-4th-terror-shock/#commentsFiled under:


Dolphins are large, highly intelligent and know first hand the mysteries of the sea. Yet we don't fear the aquatic beasts because they look cheerful and act friendly. Well, you know what? So did Ted Bundy. And now that an ominous report of hundreds ... Read more

 

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]]>Jeremy Taylor2009-07-02T17:30:00+00:00Vegetarians Have Weaker Boneshttp://www.asylum.com/2009/07/02/vegetarians-have-weaker-bones/http://www.asylum.com/2009/07/02/vegetarians-have-weaker-bones/http://www.asylum.com/2009/07/02/vegetarians-have-weaker-bones/#commentsFiled under: , ,


Our happy hour fact to amaze your drinking buddies with. Vegetarians and vegans have weaker bones than those who eat meat. Researchers from Australia and Vietnam tested 2,700 people with varied diets and found that the bones of vegetarians were 5 ... Read more

 

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]]>bone densityBoneDensitybonesmeatveganvegetarianvegetarianismJeremy Taylor2009-07-02T17:00:00+00:00Tasty Vittles -- 'Overlord II'; 'Juarez'; 'Mega Man Star Force'http://www.asylum.com/2009/07/02/tasty-vittles-overlord-ii-call-of-juarez-mega-man-star-forc/http://www.asylum.com/2009/07/02/tasty-vittles-overlord-ii-call-of-juarez-mega-man-star-forc/http://www.asylum.com/2009/07/02/tasty-vittles-overlord-ii-call-of-juarez-mega-man-star-forc/#commentsFiled under:


Required playing from the week in games. "Overlord II" lets you play as an ax-wielding Lord Sauron-type who commands an army mischievous goblins. If we had that power, we would send them to eat our friends who post too many quizzes on Facebook. ... Read more

 

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]]>call of juarezCallOfJuarezharry potterHarryPottermega manMegaManoverlordNicholas Nadel2009-07-02T16:30:00+00:00The Science of Sex -- 7 Studies That Can Help You Scorehttp://www.asylum.com/2009/07/02/the-science-of-sex-7-ways-science-can-help-you-score/http://www.asylum.com/2009/07/02/the-science-of-sex-7-ways-science-can-help-you-score/http://www.asylum.com/2009/07/02/the-science-of-sex-7-ways-science-can-help-you-score/#commentsFiled under: , , ,


According to science, the logic behind having a traditional "wingman" is dubious. Because while there is no doubt your friend would like to be a good bro and help get you laid, there are all sorts of evolutionary urges that have him wanting to scoop ... Read more

 

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]]>fertilitysciencesexsex studiesSexStudiesJeremy Taylor2009-07-02T16:00:00+00:00Sony Walkman Turns XXXhttp://www.asylum.com/2009/07/02/sony-walkman-turns-30/http://www.asylum.com/2009/07/02/sony-walkman-turns-30/http://www.asylum.com/2009/07/02/sony-walkman-turns-30/#commentsFiled under:


Sorry, it's just Roman numerals, but we got your attention. Now the Walkman -- what Sony billed at the time as the smallest music player ever -- is entering middle age, and befitting a 30-year-old, it's a giant sagging lardass compared to the iPod ... Read more

 

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]]>anniversarycase modCaseModipodsony walkmanSonyWalkmanG. Xavier Robillard2009-07-02T15:00:00+00:00Who Would Win in a Dance-Off -- Limbaugh or Sharpton?http://www.asylum.com/2009/07/02/who-would-win-in-a-dance-off-limbaugh-or-sharpton/http://www.asylum.com/2009/07/02/who-would-win-in-a-dance-off-limbaugh-or-sharpton/http://www.asylum.com/2009/07/02/who-would-win-in-a-dance-off-limbaugh-or-sharpton/#commentsFiled under: ,


Al Sharpton may divide people with his often polarizing political views, but there's one thing we can all agree on: He can bust a move. That became awesomely clear when the good reverend jumped onstage at a Michael Jackson memorial in Harlem this ... Read more

 

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]]>al sharptonAlSharptondance offDanceOffrush limbaughRushLimbaughAdam K. Raymond2009-07-02T14:00:00+00:00Show Us Your Patriotic Tattooshttp://www.asylum.com/2009/07/02/show-us-your-patriotic-tattoos/http://www.asylum.com/2009/07/02/show-us-your-patriotic-tattoos/http://www.asylum.com/2009/07/02/show-us-your-patriotic-tattoos/#commentsFiled under: , ,


What would the Fourth of July be without overt displays of patriotism? We thought we'd get a head start on the nationalism by offering you the opportunity to show it off on Asylum. You shared with us all your horribly bad tans, now it's time to rise ... Read more

 

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]]>4th of july4thOfJulyfourth of julyFourthOfJulyholidaysindependence dayIndependenceDayjuly 4July4patriotic tattoosPatrioticTattoospatriotismpicturestattoosu.s. holidayU.s.HolidayAsylum Staff2009-07-02T13:00:00+00:00What Atari Game Should Be a Movie?http://www.asylum.com/2009/07/02/what-atari-game-should-be-a-movie/http://www.asylum.com/2009/07/02/what-atari-game-should-be-a-movie/http://www.asylum.com/2009/07/02/what-atari-game-should-be-a-movie/#commentsFiled under: ,


The history of making video games into movies is not a proud one. Sure "Lara Croft: Tomb Raider," starring Angelina Jolie's breasts, made some bucks, but think "Resident Evil" and "Max Payne" and the blight on western Civilization that was "Super ... Read more

 

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]]>asteroidsatarimoviesvideo gamesVideoGamesJeremy Taylor2009-07-02T12:45:00+00:00Reader of the Year Gets T-Shirt of the Seahttp://www.asylum.com/2009/07/02/reader-of-the-year-gets-t-shirt-of-the-sea/http://www.asylum.com/2009/07/02/reader-of-the-year-gets-t-shirt-of-the-sea/http://www.asylum.com/2009/07/02/reader-of-the-year-gets-t-shirt-of-the-sea/#commentsFiled under:


Congratulations to reader Heavytoka, winner of today's Noble Prize and the weekly Wednesday giveaway of the official Asylum shirt, courtesy of Palmer Cash. The tee features the narwhal -- enemy of halibut, champion of awesome and unicorn of the sea. ... Read more

 

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]]>heavytokanarwhal t-shirtNarwhalT-shirtnoble prizeNoblePrizeJulieanne Smolinski2009-07-02T12:00:00+00:00When Reporters Attack, Las Vegas Editionhttp://www.asylum.com/2009/07/02/when-reporters-attack-las-vegas-edition/http://www.asylum.com/2009/07/02/when-reporters-attack-las-vegas-edition/http://www.asylum.com/2009/07/02/when-reporters-attack-las-vegas-edition/#commentsFiled under: , ,


Reporting live from downtown Las Vegas is always going to be an assignment fraught with peril, what with all the drunken tourists who can't resist waving and giving shout-outs anytime they see a camera. But in this clip Steve Ryan of Channel 13 ... Read more

 

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]]>las vegasLasVegasreportersteve ryanSteveRyanJeremy Taylor2009-07-02T11:30:00+00:00Take a Peek at 'Peepshow'http://www.asylum.com/2009/07/02/take-a-peek-at-peepshow/http://www.asylum.com/2009/07/02/take-a-peek-at-peepshow/http://www.asylum.com/2009/07/02/take-a-peek-at-peepshow/#commentsFiled under: ,


Ever heard of "Peepshow"? This new Vegas show -- taking cues and inspiration from burlesque and striptease -- has been called the "sexiest new show on the planet," we call it a great excuse to publish a gallery of photos of beautiful women pouring ... Read more

 

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]]>burlesqueholly madisonHollyMadisonkelly monacoKellyMonacolas vegasLasVegaspeepshowshowgirlsAsylum Staff2009-07-02T11:00:00+00:00Mustache Intolerance Rears Its Ugly Head Yet Againhttp://www.asylum.com/2009/07/02/mustache-intolerance-rears-its-ugly-head-yet-again/http://www.asylum.com/2009/07/02/mustache-intolerance-rears-its-ugly-head-yet-again/http://www.asylum.com/2009/07/02/mustache-intolerance-rears-its-ugly-head-yet-again/#commentsFiled under: ,


The nation's foremost mustache expert weighs in on breaking news. A plane crash kills hundreds, a hurricane leaves thousands homeless, or a carjacking leads to senseless murder. These events often feel so common that we as a culture can become ... Read more

 

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]]>discriminationenglandinjusticemanchestermustacheschoolstudentDr. Abraham J. Froman2009-07-02T10:45:00+00:00Diver Looks Like She's About to Be Shark Foodhttp://www.asylum.com/2009/07/02/diver-looks-like-shes-about-to-be-shark-food/http://www.asylum.com/2009/07/02/diver-looks-like-shes-about-to-be-shark-food/http://www.asylum.com/2009/07/02/diver-looks-like-shes-about-to-be-shark-food/#commentsFiled under: ,


Sam Bester appears close to being swallowed by the giant whale shark's gaping maw. Luckily, these dudes are more into plankton and fish than British divers. ... Read more

 

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]]>divingwhale sharkWhaleSharkEmily McCombs2009-07-02T10:15:00+00:00Jackson Funeral Details; Meghan McCain's Hollywood Planshttp://www.asylum.com/2009/07/02/jackson-funeral-details-meghan-mccains-hollywood-plans/http://www.asylum.com/2009/07/02/jackson-funeral-details-meghan-mccains-hollywood-plans/http://www.asylum.com/2009/07/02/jackson-funeral-details-meghan-mccains-hollywood-plans/#commentsFiled under: , , ,


Showbiz news you actually want, from geek gossip to celeb train-wrecks. Meghan McCain wants Hilary Duff to play her in a movie. (The Blemish) Michael Jackson's funeral will take place Tuesday at the Staples Center. (Radar Online) Kevin Jonas can ... Read more

 

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]]>Nicholas Nadel2009-07-02T10:00:00+00:00