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Feat of the Week: Man Spends 62 Years Building Fleet of Ships Out of Matchsticks Video of the Week: Emily McCombs Educates Us on Robot Hookers Women: Hot Facts Girls on Topics We Care About Politics: Obama Waves At Asylum Weird: The World ... Read more

 

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]]>cooking testiclesCookingTesticleshot girlsHotGirlslink roundupLinkRounduplinksmatchstick fleetMatchstickFleetrobot hookersRobotHookersrounduptesticlesweekend roundupWeekendRoundupworld testicle cooking championshipWorldTesticleCookingChampionshipNick Romano2010-09-03T19:00:00+00:00Hot, Fresh Links -- Served When We Feel Like Ithttp://www.asylum.com/2010/09/03/hot-fresh-links-served-when-we-feel-like-it/http://www.asylum.com/2010/09/03/hot-fresh-links-served-when-we-feel-like-it/http://www.asylum.com/2010/09/03/hot-fresh-links-served-when-we-feel-like-it/#comments Filed under:


The Real Bad Girls Club 20 of the hottest misbehaving girls (Heavy) Freshman-o-Vision (CollegeHumor) Soccer Catfight: 2010 Edition (Total Pro Sports) How to Land Your Dream Girl (AskMen) Hipster Dinosaurs No wonder they became extinct ... Read more

 

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]]>LinkRounduplinksAsylum Staff2010-09-03T18:15:00+00:00Finally, Musical Beer -- Meet the Pale Ale That You Can Play a Tune Onhttp://www.asylum.com/2010/09/03/tuned-pale-ale-musical-beer/http://www.asylum.com/2010/09/03/tuned-pale-ale-musical-beer/http://www.asylum.com/2010/09/03/tuned-pale-ale-musical-beer/#comments Filed under: , ,


Ever thought that drinking beer, in and of itself, is pretty pointless? Well, Tuned Pale Ale has come out with a beer that gives you a chance to do something constructive while boozing: whistle a tune. It's carefully calibrated so you know just ... Read more

 

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]]>beermusical beerMusicalBeerturned pale aleTurnedPaleAleSimon Crisp2010-09-03T18:00:00+00:00Many Fat People Don't Realize They Are Fathttp://www.asylum.com/2010/09/03/harris-interactive-healthday-survey-obese-people-bmi-weight/http://www.asylum.com/2010/09/03/harris-interactive-healthday-survey-obese-people-bmi-weight/http://www.asylum.com/2010/09/03/harris-interactive-healthday-survey-obese-people-bmi-weight/#comments Filed under: , ,


Our happy hour fact to amaze your drinking buddies with. Most obese Americans underestimate how fat they are. A Harris Interactive / HealthDay survey asked 2,418 adults their height and weight, as well as if they thought they were of normal ... Read more

 

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]]>body mass indexBodyMassIndexHarris InteractiveHarrisInteractiveHealthDayobesityweightJeremy Taylor2010-09-03T17:00:00+00:00Playboy's 'Badass' Is Russ Meyer Fantasy Come to Lifehttp://www.asylum.com/2010/09/03/playboy-tv-badass-nude-extreme-sports-show/http://www.asylum.com/2010/09/03/playboy-tv-badass-nude-extreme-sports-show/http://www.asylum.com/2010/09/03/playboy-tv-badass-nude-extreme-sports-show/#comments Filed under: , , , ,


Friday at 9 p.m. EST, the Playboy Channel will attempt to rescue its struggling parent company with some good old-fashioned nudity, death-defying stunts, and explosions. That's because the new series "Badass" features "bad girls in fighter planes, ... Read more

 

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]]>BadassBadAssesnaked womenNakedWomennudenude photosNudePhotosnudityplayboyplayboy bunniesplayboy bunnyPlayboy TVPlayboyBunniesPlayboyBunnyPlayboyTvBrian Fairbanks2010-09-03T16:00:00+00:00Scott Thompson and Masterclash Guess That Classic Cult-Comedy Bithttp://www.asylum.com/2010/09/03/kids-in-the-hall-scott-thompson-masterclash-classic-cult-comedy/http://www.asylum.com/2010/09/03/kids-in-the-hall-scott-thompson-masterclash-classic-cult-comedy/http://www.asylum.com/2010/09/03/kids-in-the-hall-scott-thompson-masterclash-classic-cult-comedy/#comments Filed under: , , ,


In last week's installment of Masterclash, the Masterclashers and Scott Thompson of "Kids in the Hall" fame each made lists counting down their favorite cult-comedy movies, books and television shows. Being the competitive bunch that they are, the ... Read more

 

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]]>comedycult comedykids in the hallmasterclashscott thompsonthe kids in the hallTheKidsInTheHallAsylum Staff2010-09-03T15:30:00+00:006 of the Oldest (and Most Expensive) Alcoholshttp://www.asylum.com/2010/09/03/worlds-oldest-alcohols/http://www.asylum.com/2010/09/03/worlds-oldest-alcohols/http://www.asylum.com/2010/09/03/worlds-oldest-alcohols/#comments Filed under: ,


For most, the joyous recovery of ancient alcohol means "finding a forgotten Bud in the back of the fridge." But a lucky few get to taste truly ancient elixirs, like a sailing team led by Christian Ekstrom, which discovered 30 bottles of ... Read more

 

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]]>alcoholhistoryold alcoholOldAlcoholLuke McKinney2010-09-03T15:00:00+00:00He Got Served! Video Captures Fan Fight at U.S. Openhttp://www.asylum.com/2010/09/03/fight-fans-u-s-open-arthur-ashe-stadium-video/http://www.asylum.com/2010/09/03/fight-fans-u-s-open-arthur-ashe-stadium-video/http://www.asylum.com/2010/09/03/fight-fans-u-s-open-arthur-ashe-stadium-video/#comments Filed under: ,


We know, we know, tennis really pisses us off too. The serves. The volleys. The sweatbands. But somehow we've never managed to start a brawl at a match. Probably because it's so hard to get trashed on Pimm's. Or maybe it's because we haven't been ... Read more

 

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]]>brawlfansfightqueenstennisUS OpenUsOpenyoutubeEmerald Catron2010-09-03T14:30:00+00:00Sleepy Driver Crashes into Store, Survives Relatively Unscathedhttp://www.asylum.com/2010/09/03/sleepy-driver-crashes-into-store-massachusetts-youtube/http://www.asylum.com/2010/09/03/sleepy-driver-crashes-into-store-massachusetts-youtube/http://www.asylum.com/2010/09/03/sleepy-driver-crashes-into-store-massachusetts-youtube/#comments Filed under: , ,


We'd give the driver in this clip 10 points for style, but -100,000 for technical parking ability. As you can see in the video below, he falls asleep at the wheel, blasts off the highway and into a parking lot before plowing headlong into a general ... Read more

 

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]]>amazing rescueAmazingRescuecar crashCarCrashcrashMassachusettsyoutubeAlastair Plumb2010-09-03T13:30:00+00:00'Nobody Cares About Colorado' -- ESPN's Michelle Beadle on College Footballhttp://www.asylum.com/2010/09/03/espn-sportsnation-michelle-beadle/http://www.asylum.com/2010/09/03/espn-sportsnation-michelle-beadle/http://www.asylum.com/2010/09/03/espn-sportsnation-michelle-beadle/#comments Filed under: , , ,


When ESPN personality Michelle Beadle innocently posted a blurry picture of herself wearing a sexy red dress right before the ESPY Awards on Twitter, it quickly lit up all corners of the web. "I liked the dress, but I didn't think it was that big ... Read more

 

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]]>Boise State FootballCollege FootballESPNfootballMichelle BeadleSportsNationTwitterUniversity of TexasJeremy Taylor2010-09-03T11:30:00+00:00This Is Heavy, Doc -- Nike Patents Self-Lacing Sneakerhttp://www.asylum.com/2010/09/03/nike-patents-self-lacing-sneakers-automatic-lacing-system/http://www.asylum.com/2010/09/03/nike-patents-self-lacing-sneakers-automatic-lacing-system/http://www.asylum.com/2010/09/03/nike-patents-self-lacing-sneakers-automatic-lacing-system/#comments Filed under: ,


Man has always looked to the future with eager, hungry eyes, hoping and praying for technological advancements that will make his life easier. Now mankind has achieved another victory in the evolution of its species: He has created a shoe that ... Read more

 

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]]>Automatic Lacing SystemAutomaticLacingSystemnikeself lacingSelfLacingsneakersWorld Intellectual Property OrganizationDanny Gallagher2010-09-03T10:30:00+00:00Brooklyn Decker Kicks Off Football Season; 'Terminator 2' -- The Operahttp://www.asylum.com/2010/09/03/brooklyn-decker-football-lady-gaga-jersey-shore-terminator-2-always-sunny-philadelphia/http://www.asylum.com/2010/09/03/brooklyn-decker-football-lady-gaga-jersey-shore-terminator-2-always-sunny-philadelphia/http://www.asylum.com/2010/09/03/brooklyn-decker-football-lady-gaga-jersey-shore-terminator-2-always-sunny-philadelphia/#comments Filed under: , , ,


Showbiz news you actually want, from geek gossip to celeb train-wrecks. Brooklyn Decker posed in a football referee outfit for Access magazine. (Next Round) The "Terminator 2" opera is downright epic. (Holy Taco) Lady Gaga stripped down to ... Read more

 

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]]>Brooklyn DeckerBrooklynDeckerIts Always Sunny in PhiladelphiaItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphiaLady GagaLadyGagastatue of libertyStatueOfLibertyterminator 2terminator 2 the operaTerminator2Terminator2TheOperaNick Nadel2010-09-03T10:00:00+00:00Double Rainbow Guy Stars in a New Microsoft Adhttp://www.asylum.com/2010/09/03/paul-bear-velasquez-double-rainbow-guy-in-microsoft-ad/http://www.asylum.com/2010/09/03/paul-bear-velasquez-double-rainbow-guy-in-microsoft-ad/http://www.asylum.com/2010/09/03/paul-bear-velasquez-double-rainbow-guy-in-microsoft-ad/#comments
Paul "Bear" Vasquez, the man who famously saw a double rainbow all the way across the sky, has extended his day in the sun by starring in some new Microsoft ads. The first ad recreates the double rainbow event from a new angle and then shows Bear ... Read more

 

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]]>double rainbowdouble rainbow guyMicrosoftpaul bear vasquezpaul vasquezPaulBearVasquezPaulVasquezUrlesquewindowswindows liveWindowsLiveAsylum Staff2010-09-03T09:30:00+00:00Lager-Chugging Deer Is a Real Party Animalhttp://www.asylum.com/2010/09/03/beer-lager-drinking-deer-china/http://www.asylum.com/2010/09/03/beer-lager-drinking-deer-china/http://www.asylum.com/2010/09/03/beer-lager-drinking-deer-china/#comments Filed under: , ,


Oh sure, we've all owned our fair share of party dogs with their various addictions to beer/opiates, but we've never seen a party deer before! The deer is a star attraction at a restaurant in China, where it drinks two or three beers a day. And by ... Read more

 

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]]>beerbeer deerBeerDeerchinadeerparty animalPartyAnimalEmerald Catron2010-09-03T09:00:00+00:00The Average American Spends 46 Minutes Per Day Commutinghttp://www.asylum.com/2010/09/02/gallup-healthways-average-american-spends-46-minutes-per-day-commuting/http://www.asylum.com/2010/09/02/gallup-healthways-average-american-spends-46-minutes-per-day-commuting/http://www.asylum.com/2010/09/02/gallup-healthways-average-american-spends-46-minutes-per-day-commuting/#comments Filed under: , ,


Our happy hour fact to amaze your drinking buddies with. The average one-way commute from home to work is 23 minutes. Gallup-Healthways came to that number by surveying more than 170,000 employed adults between 2009 and 2010. Not surprisingly, ... Read more

 

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]]>carCommuteCommutingGalluphealthwaysTrafficWell beingWellBeingJeremy Taylor2010-09-02T17:00:00+00:00Man Recreates Ex-Girlfriend As Luxury, Realistic Sex Dollhttp://www.asylum.com/2010/09/02/man-recreates-ex-girlfriend-as-luxury-realistic-sex-doll/http://www.asylum.com/2010/09/02/man-recreates-ex-girlfriend-as-luxury-realistic-sex-doll/http://www.asylum.com/2010/09/02/man-recreates-ex-girlfriend-as-luxury-realistic-sex-doll/#comments Filed under: , ,


We've all been there. You've been dumped by a girlfriend and can't stop thinking about her. Maybe you dig out a few old photos, or even spy on her via Facebook. However, it's important not to cross a certain moral line after a relationship has ... Read more

 

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]]>blow up dollBlowUpDollex-girlfriendrealisticrobot hookersRobotHookerssex dollSexDollSimon Crisp2010-09-02T16:00:00+00:00The Star Wars Celebration V Tattoo Pavilion -- Where Geeks Get Inkedhttp://www.asylum.com/2010/09/02/star-wars-tattoo-celebration/http://www.asylum.com/2010/09/02/star-wars-tattoo-celebration/http://www.asylum.com/2010/09/02/star-wars-tattoo-celebration/#comments Filed under: , , , ,


Last month, 30,000 devoted sci-fi geeks piled into the Orange County Convention Center in Orlando, Fla., for Star Wars Celebration V. Of course, with a dozen tattoo artists also in attendance, ink did fly. Gallons of it. Buckets of it. Needles ... Read more

 

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]]>Star WarsStar Wars Celebration VStarWarsStarWarsCelebrationVtattootattoo artistTattooArtisttattoosChip Carter2010-09-02T15:30:00+00:00The Greatest Band and Orchestra Failshttp://www.asylum.com/2010/09/02/youtube-videos-greatest-band-and-orchestra-fails/http://www.asylum.com/2010/09/02/youtube-videos-greatest-band-and-orchestra-fails/http://www.asylum.com/2010/09/02/youtube-videos-greatest-band-and-orchestra-fails/#comments Filed under: , ,


Orchestras, symphonies and marching bands don't get enough credit. Learning to master instruments through years of hard work earns these groups little but band-camp jokes and possible praise from New York Times critics with salt-and-pepper beards. ... Read more

 

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]]>bandFAILmarching bandsMarchingBandsorchestrasymphonyyoutubeBrendan McGinley2010-09-02T15:00:00+00:00What Board Game Would Make the Best Movie?http://www.asylum.com/2010/09/02/board-game-movie-battleship-rihanna-candyland-risk-monopoly/http://www.asylum.com/2010/09/02/board-game-movie-battleship-rihanna-candyland-risk-monopoly/http://www.asylum.com/2010/09/02/board-game-movie-battleship-rihanna-candyland-risk-monopoly/#comments Filed under: , , ,


Our friends at FilmDrunk have the first picture of battered famous person Rihanna on the set of the movie "Battleship." And yes, "Battleship" is based on the board game Battleship, with the little pegs and the no-peeking. To spruce things up, the ... Read more

 

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]]>BattleshipBattleship movieBattleshipMovieCandyLandchutes and landdersChutesAndLanddershungry hungry hipposHungryHungryHipposmonopolyriskJeremy Taylor2010-09-02T14:00:00+00:00Paraplegic Daredevil Completes First Double Backflip in a Wheelchairhttp://www.asylum.com/2010/09/02/paraplegic-daredevil-completes-first-double-backflip-in-a-wheelc/http://www.asylum.com/2010/09/02/paraplegic-daredevil-completes-first-double-backflip-in-a-wheelc/http://www.asylum.com/2010/09/02/paraplegic-daredevil-completes-first-double-backflip-in-a-wheelc/#comments Filed under: , ,


He's 18. And he's paraplegic. And he makes us look like complete and utter wusses. Aaron "Wheelz" Fotheringham is so good in a wheelchair, he can do backflips. Two to be exact. Catapulted by a specially adapted bungee cord, Aaron rides his ... Read more

 

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]]>Aaron Wheelz FotheringhamAaronWheelzFotheringhamBackFlipskateparkstuntstrickswheelchairwheelchair backflipwheelchair stuntsWheelchairBackflipWheelchairStuntsAlastair Plumb2010-09-02T13:30:00+00:00